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14 February 2015

Secret Service solicits code-name ideas in preparation for Jeb Bush becoming a candidate.


1. In 1999, Columba Bush —then the first lady of Florida — catapulted into the spotlight when it became clear that after a trip to Paris, she declared $500 worth of goods at customs even though she actually made close to $20,000 in purchases. She apologized and paid significant fines.

2. In the early morning hours of January 29, 2002, Noelle Bush was arrested for alleged prescription fraud for attempting to obtain Xanax at a Tallahassee pharmacy.[87] On July 15, 2002, Noelle was arrested at her court-appointed drug rehab facility, the Center for Drug Free Living, in Orlando, Florida, after workers found a "white, rocklike substance" they said they found in Noelle Bush's shoes. The substance later tested positive for cocaine, possession of which, in any amount, is a felony.

3. In 2005, Jeb Bush Jr., then 21, was arrested in Texas on Austin’s rowdy Sixth Street for public intoxication and resisting arrest.

4. When George P. Bush was a Rice University student, Bush was investigated for burglary and criminal mischief related to a 4 AM visit to the Miami home of his ex, Cristina Cohen, and her parents.

5. John Bush was nabbed having sex outside the Tallahassee Mall on Oct. 7 by a pair of mall security guards, who reported the steamed window shenanigans to Tallahassee Police Sgt. Oscar Brannon.  Brannon’s report says Bush and his unnamed blonde companion, a student at an elite private school, were both “naked from the waist down” and locked in a lusty embrace inside a blue Jeep Cherokee. The cop filed a “sexual misconduct” report since the couple were having sex in public view.





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