Let the revisionism [and redistribution] begin.

"Lehmeh see... Ah jes must have those sconces, an' those beaded lamp shades, an' that luuvly spray of pheasant fehthuhs. And oh my gracious, is that organza table-skirt real silk; if it is, Ah'll jes die to have it!  Mercy me, that dahlin' faintin' couch will fit right in mah office; Ah surely could use it when Ah git the vapors! An' ooh my, what's that over yondah? Are those the autographed copies of Men's Health?"