Jared Kushner auditions for position of White House General Factorum.

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In other words, talent no longer matters.

Which is ironic, since money is the only reason she has this platform from which to pontificate.

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ME PSA

NOT SAD!

The Wit & Wisdom of Joseph Goebbels: IX

and perhaps coming sooner rather than later

Nunes says Нет.

Right on Schedule

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and he knows something about grabbing and snatching

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"The loss would be inestimable."

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The President's Wife settles on her 'brand'.

"Neither First, nor a Lady"

Two out of three of Donald Trump's wives approved this message.

How do you solve a problem like Paul Ryan?

How do you catch a twit and put him down?

How do you find a word that means Paul Ryan?

A flibbertijibbet! A will-o'-the wisp! A clown!

*sweetheart

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Oh Lindsey, have you been havin' the vapors lately? What credibility?

a message for Paul Ryan

Nothing like treating heroic sacrifice as a Hallmark Holiday banality.

and photo opp 

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In a related story: Man sticks hand in fire and is surprised it got burnt.

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We Wonder?

or maybe the one who stole his strawberries

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The Blame Game

Pauley! 
Pauley, Pauley.
Bo-bal-ley, bo-na-na fanna
Fo-fal-ley, fee fi mo-mal-ley, Pauley!
Jared! 
Jared, Jared. 
Bo-bare-ed bo-na-na fanna, 
Fo-fare-ed, fee fi mo-mare-ed, Jared!
Come on ev'rybody, I say now let's place the blame;
I betcha I can put a stain on anybody's name...
with apologies to Shirley Ellis

You Bastards!

Wouldn't you hate to be Paul Ryan's dog this weekend.

Paul Ryan goes home to Wisconsin to lick his wounds.

Coincidentally that was the standard of care for lacerations, abrasions, and contusions in the now defunct AHCA.

Ryancare Chemotherapy

Kremlin Kapers: part 26

And Ms. Palin is something of an expert when it comes to shamelessness and political stunts.

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Tumor or Turmeric?

'adapted' from the front page of the NYT website 
3:30 PM, 23 March 2017

Sean Spicer briefs White House Press Corps

Looks like the glob of snot doesn't drip very far from...

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The Sultan of Hypocricy

Turkish President Tayyip Erdogan said on Wednesday that Europeans across the world would not be able to walk safely on the streets if they kept up their current attitude. 
Sort of like the Turks who oppose you.

We, as Turkey, call on Europe to respect human rights and democracy,” Erdogan said at event for local journalists in Ankara. 
Yes, just like how you respect human rights and democracy in Turkey.

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The Wit & Wisdom of Joseph Goebbels: VI

"I like to watch."

We know he's not a serious reasoner,

Probably in the thrall of a foreigner.

Is he Putin's tool,

Or merely a fool?

Is he our very own Chauncey Gardiner?

Ein altes deutsches Sprichwort.

[There’s nothing worse than ignorance in action.]

Presidential

rabid rapid response!

We've heard the testimony of Comey,

How that wire 'tapp' charge is a phony.

The Prez is livid;

 His tweets are vivid,

And those flecks about his lips are foamy!

"Let them eat roast beef."

“This is the country that elected Donald Trump,” said Garth Gardiner, driving a pickup across the 48,000-acre Angus beef ranch he runs with his two brothers. They lost about 500 cows in the fires. “I think he’d be doing himself a favor to come out and visit us.” 

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The Tweeter-in-Chief goes tapp, tapp, tapp.

Because some of his tweets are truly insane,

We sigh with relief when they're merely inane.

It's a true shit storm

In digital form.

And on our country, there is a growing stain.

With Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III gone, Orrin Hatch is pleased to be, once again, the prissiest Senator.

Honey, looks like you're 'bout to go on a diet.

Quel dommage.

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Imodium Please!

Oh my God, what now. He's blaming the Brits!

And giving both Kellyanne and Sean fits!

It is very,

Very scary

Hence the rest of us are getting the shits!

Brits respond to Trump's wire tap claim:

"Pish-tosh and poppycock!"

President Donald J. Trump: Acting Lincolnesque at last.

Mary Todd, not Abraham

Donald Trump: I Am The Least Anti-Semitic Person You've Ever Seen.

Stephen Miller

And no I'm not talking about Jared or Ivanka or my daughters-in-law or all the grand kids.  I mean, if I were anti-Semitic, would I employ a schmuck like this?

What's the worst that can happen?

Yep!

Today's White House Briefing

also yesterday's and tomorrow's

...and come back to haunt you

“reducing the regulatory burdens on drug manufacturers so as to enhance competition.”

The Wit & Wisdom of Joseph Goebbels: VIII

'Junka' by Ivanka?

Coming to a Dollar Store near you!

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UPDATE: Let the games begin!

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The President may soon find that the rest of us are not so easily distracted.

Purging the welfare rolls, Republican style

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i.e., "STFU"

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America First [Americans, not so much]

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Obama "tapped" my phone too! SAD! SICK!

Today's Alternative Facts: Fashion Edition

Comb-overs are hot!

Nose rings are hot!

Man buns are hot!

How Great is America Again?

Then

Now

Within the so-called working class, it was a rout.

With such little thinking they elected a lout.

Anyone regretted

Who they've selected?

Say, without health care, how's that cancer working out?