If they weren't in Congress

He'd be part time at a
strip mall Pearle Vision.

 

"Not to worry, it's just like normal Covid."

 

"Move along folks, nothing to see here."

 

from today's New York Times (mostly)

 

Congressional paste-eaters endorse eating paste.

 

if it quacks like a...

Dumb and Dumber: Senate Edition

 

And this twat's lack of a mask isn't theater?

 wank

Even without surgery Rand Paul, yet again demonstrates he's the bigger cunt.

 

Yes, elections DO have consequences!

Morons get their just desserts.

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Hey Rand, is this better?

The Rand Paul Story

Ricky Gervais would be perfect as the title character, (after spending a couple of months of debauchery and drug taking).

Constituent offers to buy Rand Paul an enema so he can appreciate being less full of shit.

Seriously, who wouldn't want to throw a punch at that?

The Germans have a word for it:  Backpfeifengesicht 

a face that deserves a smack

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UPDATE: Let the games begin!

link to Breitbarf article

Speaker Catch Fart

Paul Campaign growing desperate in search for billionaire sugar daddy.

Rand Paul keeps in close contact with his headquarters.

HAIRCLUB for Candidates

"Worst, I should know from worst."

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