Meghan Markle: Let us hope she isn't America's answer to Louise Linton.

Amateur!

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Seriously? Think about it.

Is this such a bad thing?

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Yet again--pointing his [stink] finger.

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Rep. Joe Barton (R-TX) vows to keep both hands visible at all times from now on.

Remember

It's

Begging

Tuesday!

Much like a child with a loaded diaper, he can't keep himself from smearing shit on everything within reach.

Mea Culpa

The editors deeply regret the inclusion of this art work in yesterday's posting: 
President Trump picks Mick Mulvaney to lead US consumer financial watchdog agency.

Because They Can

And FYI: Ivanka wants her pumps back.

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“Do you think they’ll get the president?” Kushner asked a friend...

Roy Moore Starring in:

Scent of a Young Girl Woman

Because you know he can't be in a remake of 

Mr. Smith Goes to Washington, 1776, or Lincoln.

"Being able to do both while on my knees is a real time saver."

and you didn't invent banality, cupidity, or exhibitionism either

but you have raised them to an art form

the grammar, not so much

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"Remember son: grab for the gusto."

Tail:Tale

tick-tock, tick-tock

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Fun with the Mnuchins

And we all remember where the rot starts.

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8:44 AM EST Saturday 18 November

Speaking of not 'getting on with life'.

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Because with those hands, you don't want to be anywhere in front of him.

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Beyoncé! So much better than that boring old presence!

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"Dearly beloved, we have come together in the presence of God to witness and bless the joining together of this man and this woman in Holy Matrimony."

Turnabout is fair play!

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It's beginning to look baaaad.

"Shame on you Mistah Conyers. You'all have given Jefferson Beauregard the vapors!"

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If Roy Moore's elected, maybe he should bring his Ten Commandments monument along for the Vice President.

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"Worry? That's for my lawyers."

Sleep lightly...

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Why is this thing still given any credence?

New line of artificial companions considered 'too plastic' to be believable.

"Lookie, it don't say nothin' 'bout no teenage poontang."

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Surreality TV

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"and they're easier and cheaper than Mylar balloons or stuffed Teddy Bears"

This never gets stale. Or, at least I never tire of it.

Breitbart's Last Tweet

In some cultures it's considered good luck.

Yet again, he rises to the bait.

Heading Toward Election Day 2020