Soon to be followed with his signature tequilla.

 

 

Kash Patel to the Atlantic's Sarah Fitzpatrick:

 ♪♪ Every breath you take, I'll be watching you. ♪

Separated at Birth?

 

 

tick-tock, tick-tock...

 

 

Blanche finding it increasingly difficult to kiss Trump's ass with his own foot in his mouth.

 

Lil' Marco just loves him those frijoles negros.

 

 

Disney considers 'Apprentice' reboot.

 

Trump Posts Doctored Image of Himself Swimming In Lincoln Memorial Pool

As does Al Tecacca

"See ish right there; he ish shooting hish gun. See, see, see."

 

In a surprising move, Trump declines lucrative advertising contract with Sunsweet Growers Inc.

 

Guess I won't be going abroad anymore.

 

ALERT THE TABLOIDS!

 

Not today or tomorrow, but some day none too soon.

 

Eka locka ashia, abba dabba doo, kumbaya, hasa diga eebowai, zen mee da mnony, Amen.

 

 

 

 

Why does one person not seem to be surprised by the sound of gunshots?

We wonder?

 

Charlatan Junior* seeks reflected lime light.

*aka Billy Graham Lite®

 

Run Linda, run!

 

And the world became just a little bit better place.

 

hat tip to makingdonalddrumpfagain

Ya think!

 

Stop me if you've heard this.

Kash Patel, Pete Hegseth, and Jeanine Pirro stagger into a bar...

 

Suggested follow-up treatment.

 

First alternative facts, now alternative maths.

 

♪ High on a hill was a lonely dotard. 

Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo. ♫

Quel F'ing Dommage Department

 

 

 

 

 

 

Perhaps nepo-baby billionaires first, then the billionaires.

 

Separated at Birth?

 

 

 

Separated at Birth?

Michele Fiore (left), a suspended justice of the peace in Nevada whose federal fraud convictions were pardoned by Donald Trump is asking the state’s Supreme Court to reinstate her to the bench, claiming the suspension was illegal. 

 

As I feared, this is not ending well.

Just where is that right hand?

 

Twilight Zone 2026 (for more that one reason)