Late Night Musings

Samantha Bee has called out the wrong Trump.

With the father, the daughter she did lump.

But all this confusion

Is just an illusion.

Donald is 'feckless', as well as a 'cunt'!

Softening us up for a future round of grifter-sneak-thief-traitor-felon pardons.

AMBIEN: For those times when you just have to slip between the sheets.

I guess her face is (was) her fortune.

Just when you thought the Barr couldn't go any lower.

Nacht und Nebel (immer)

Happy, Happy, Happy

'Gentlemen': Start You Engines

Because of a deluded and racist class

The country elected a consummate ass.

I wish you luck

Filling that truck:

COMING SOON— six bucks for a gallon of gas!

Well at least it's not 122 degrees F!

Heatwave in Pakistan's Karachi during Ramadan kills dozens

"AND IT WAS A VACCINE GUN LOADED WITH THIMEROSAL!!!"

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And while the Irish Catholic hierarchy was busy shielding child rapers...

all the while playing the tiny 'biggest witch hunt' violin

The so-called down-trodden whites picked a new hero

Despite his qualifications being zero.

All day and night, he twittered

While flames sparkled and glittered.

Guess who turned out to be a latter-day Nero.

Lady Di's X chromosome strikes again!

Bottom Feeder Lure

Sing Sing vs. Lubyanka?

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Stop me if you've heard this:

A political dummy, a dotard, and a wrecking ball walk into a bar trap...

Low-skilled bimbo confirms stereotype.

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link to Miss South Carolina speech

Kim Jong Un: "He so easy".

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silk purse, sow's ear, Korean BBQ etc.

Big League

SURPRISE!

Trump Abruptly Cancels North Korea Summit With Kim Jong Un

From Nobel to No Bell*,  just like that!

*or maybe it's the Gong Show bell

"I can get it for you wholesale (access to Daddy-in-law, that is)."

Although the situation seemed surreal,

Jared's foreign links, he failed to reveal.

At last, his clearance came through.

And now he's free to pursue

Qatar to fix his bad real estate deal.

Yeah, like he ran through the tape on his "under three, high twos" marathons*.

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Trump upon learning Gina Haspel's idea of water sports was different from his.

Schadenfreude

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Cart, Horse, etc.

If you think kimchi breath is bad, wait until your lips touch North Korean ass.

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Schwarzen!

Gold Digger Resents Missing Golden Opportunity

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Actually maybe he was going for 'Melamine'*.

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Climate Change:

What'cha gonna do when it comes for you, when it comes for you?

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Thoughts, Prayers, Banality

U.S. Congress to extend that moment---- infinitely.

BREAKING NEWS

In his official capacity as NRA President, Oliver North reacts to his first mass-school-shooting. 

We wonder?

Do you suppose someone with the name Aaron Schlossberg appreciates the irony of being racist?

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Gina Haspel aids in detection of leakers.

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SAD!

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Looks like he stiffed Cohen as well.

Well, that certainly is a surprise!

Somebody better cancel
his trip to Oslo.

White House Update

Mistress of Ceremonies

Gwyneth Paltrow Ivanka Trump Opens New U.S. Embassy in Jerusalem 

 Ivanka Products Exclusively Available at Embassy Gift Shop 

Jared brokers peace in the Middle East using his noted expertise.

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Education Dept. dismantles team focused on fraud at for-profit colleges

QFD!

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Sand Box soon to hold more than just cat turds?

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