Twit think he all that!

*Is that a mosquito I hear?

 

President Donald Trump paraphrases his excuse for not quickly delivering disaster relief to Puerto Rico after Hurricane Maria by stating, "This is a boat surrounded by water. Big water. Ocean water."

And Donnie I wouldn't recommend repeating
that paper towel-tossing stunt;
just ask Pete what the crew might toss back!

 

...and be careful not to trip over that lower lip on your way out the door.

 

Quel f**king Dommage Dept.

 

How could this have possibly happened, we wonder?

 

Third time is apparently not a charm.

 

Grenell's next job in 'the arts'; I can see it now.

 

Designed to distract from the real hunger games.

 

White House Ballroom Update

Your days are numbered, and you have been weighed
in the balance and been found wanting.

 

"Heck of a job Kristi."

 

Let's see how he spins this one into a silk purse.

[And another $2 billion from NASA]

 

And then there is also the TACO posture.

The reality: hand waving?

Or a hand job?

 

Does NASA have a 'three strikes' policy, we wonder?

 

The Future's So Bright, You Gotta Wear Shades

 

I think she's got it! By George she's got it!

 

Disastrous Opening Weekend

The Fallout: Part 3

You can almost tell what's going through her mind.

 

Correcting the Post

 

Мой друг*

*My bad