Quel dommage: couldn't happen to a nicer group of people

Available soon at shop.donaldjtrump.com/vladimir

Young Palin just assaulted another.

He's always smacking someone or other.

So what's today's excuse

For domestic abuse?

"You'd act out too, with that for a mother!"

The Existential Days Of Our Lives

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Nevertheless, she persisted...

Did someone just boof*?

*The nonstandard Kavanaugh definition.

Just Another High Tech Lynching?

boof   (link)
devil's triangle  (link)

Get Her!

He must have forgotten how
Merrick Garland was treated.

"Trust me on Kavanaugh."

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Has-been craves attention, destroys solitude.

Last Minute Lobbying of Senator Collins

Not so Um-Um Good

Trump's "the best people" are quite a group.

Is there no low to which they won't stoop?

Now there's Stormy's tell-all.

Which should hasten his fall.

But boy, she put me off mushroom soup!

AMBASSATRIX HALEY IN CRITICAL CONDITION!

Rushed to hospital with overwhelming respiratory E. coli infection.

Just imagine the next time Trump demands his Cabinet members debase themselves in a show of fealty.

Trump: "Crap, he's catching up".

The Long and the Short of It

Off Balance

Trump was so lucky, Sarah Sanders to nab.

At defending his lies, she's totally fab.

And to keep him steady,

She's there, always ready:

Offering him a stable pussy to grab.

"Tha verah thought gives me tha vapors!"

SAD! (but timely)

Solutions: Ancient and Modern

Your behavior grows evermore untoward.

Just how much more can the country afford?

No matter what you tweet,

You are in for defeat.

For God's sake, it's time to fall on your sword!

Once again we feel your Twittering wrath.

Why can't you follow a different path?

If you can't arrange

To make that true change,

Could you please go do a 'Sylvia Plath'?

Und ve know zome zing about purity laws!

Bitch Jr. Part 2

Just how much more crap must we take from Junior?

When will he go to jail: later or sooner?

Yes, it's none of my biz

But, the big question is:

With cell mates, will he be spoonee or spooner?

"Alexa, could you stink up the house with some popcorn?"

when little birds come home to roost

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The Comforter-in-Chief: A Class Act, Part 2

The Fungus Among Us

I guess it's too much to expect that the STABLE GENIUS understands Mercator Projection.

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All the little birdies go tweet, tweet, tweet...

With each tap tap of that tiny orange thumb

Every Tweet is nasty, banal, or dumb.

Oh please give us a break,

How much more can we take?

Could he be planning to make us all numb?

I have no Attorney General !

FAKE NEWS! (or something)

All The President's Lies

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This Just In

and thereby hang(er)s a tale

Will Miz Feinstein's last-minute sally

Cause the Senate women to rally?

Or will a new court

Change how you abort?

Goodbye clinic— hello back alley.

Department of Homeland Security to begin distribution of Ludoviko apparatus.

White House aides wish the President would go back to just late-night crazy tweeting.

Separated at birth? Just asking.

Just Rewards

And what about this guy Paul Manafort?

Looks like now he won't get his day in court.

To me it seems like Paul's flip

Lands you-know-who in deep shit.

How soon will he get his special escort?

November 6, 2018

The Thin End of the Wedge

Our once-great nation is sure ailin'.

Because of the likes of Miz Palin.

Ignorance— willful

Thinking— unskillful

The future don't look like smooth sailin'.

BJ in PA

Christ, what's this pathetic husk going to do next to draw attention to herself? Pull her skirt up over her head?*

*There is not enough eye wash in the world to fix that.

Weather-Hysteria-Media express disappointment over Florence's failure to live up to hype.

Ode to Income Inequality

Have you noticed the rich continue to gloat.

And while the chance is only vaguely remote

If they don't mend their ways,

Surely one of these days

The mob will appear and cut every last throat!

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Bitch Jr, Part 1

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On this particular day, guess which one isn't Faux-Tow-Shopped?

A Class Act- Through and Through