'Prayers' but no 'Thoughts'; it is Texas after all.

That's what you get for voting without thinking!

Hum, we wonder where else that might apply?

Look whose Depends are, yet again, in a twist.

Trump inadvertently reveals sophistication level of US intelligence expertise to world and not just to Russians.

"так жаль, мой плохой"

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What is the beverage of choice for one of Trump's "best people"?

We wonder?

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In a fitting memorial to his child-screwing friend Jeffrey Epstein, Donald Trump screws all the children* of the world.

*and their children's children 

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Don't look a (self) gift horse in the mouth; every campaign penny wasted is a penny not available!

Family Time

Collins failed to note that being a spineless unprincipled Quisling may also have cost her votes.

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"We damn well better be over Puerto Rico!"

"Well, at least it's better than kissing it!" Barr muttered.

Folks, to keep serving God, we need those dollars to keep flowing in.

Ben Crosswhite, Jerry's personal trainer.

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Papa Weighs In

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Who needs another sniveling cur?

"Zat is zo fun. Ven I say, I fluent in the French, you sot I meaning language!"

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Very Stable Genius says: "I think I know more about the environment than most people".

The myth of White Supremacy destroyed one photograph at a time. #1

"An Ah know sumpin' 'bout pain."

"Ah 'spect Ah'l have to pay more fah my 'toys' now."

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Trump upon first hearing of Amazon fires.

And many people are saying, "If he only had a brain".

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The editors apologize for the accidental inclusion of a photo of a humpback anglerfish (a) in the recent post: Trump- Portrait of the Man. It was intended that photo b be used.

Copy editor Rachel Distracshun noted: "It's an easy mistake to make".

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French Postcards (via The New York Times)

The Chosen One

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One Trophy is plenty.

If a woman can be charged with child abuse for exposing a fetus to marijuana,

what about exposure to JUVÉDERM®, Restylane®, BOTOX®, etc.?

Donnie Get Your Gun

*Roughly [No you can't you fucking orange moron.]

Now, the only Danish he'll deal with.

Times may change, but standards must be maintained.

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Before entering his assigned sulphurous pit with Marx, Engels and Billy Graham, David Koch learns you can take it with you--sort of.

He also learned that philanthropy doesn't' erase evil.

Sort of like needing to put adultery in context.

Nervous convert keeping her options open?

Maybe they both did.

*I think I just came in my pants.

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Uncle Tom's Log Cabin Republicans

With friends like that who needs gay bashers?

"But them furriner freeloaders is stealing our jobs!"

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And that's saying something!

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Mamma mia!

President Mean Girl

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Moving On

Trump  disappointed to learn that the 2nd and 3rd largest islands (New Guinea and Borneo) are shitholes or shithole-like.

They were out of tube socks?

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Trump: Jews voting for Democrats show ‘great disloyalty’*

Jews? Disloyalty?

Where have we heard that before?

We Wonder?

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I can hear him now. "Pogroms: very fine people on both sides."

You'd think a fey Jewish dwarf would have more empathy.

Oh Snap!

Day Late: Dollar Short Edition

Too bad you didn't bring this Hillary to 2016.

Biden, Sanders, and Ryan complain that Mayor Pete has an unfair advantage.

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His 'best people'

Also 'incompetence-made' must be one of his best words.

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"I say old chap".

"Surely even the bumpkins in the colonies have heard of droit du seigneur", Randy Andy did not add.

And now from the West Coast White Party

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"Down boy! Off the furniture!"