"Being offended is a natural consequence of leaving the house." --Fran Lebowitz
"Willful ignorance comes at a price." --A. Tecacca

20 June 2020

Sung to the tune: 'Oh, What A Beautiful Morning'.















There’s a disease that’s peaking in Tulsa
There’s a disease that’s peaking in Tulsa
And now someone has just sneezed in my eye
(Is this rally really worth risking to die?)
Oh, how infectious is covid?
Is it as bad as they say?
I’ve got a frightening feeling
I just might sicken today
All the people are acting like morons
All the cultists are acting like morons
They don’t cover their mouths when they coughin’
That old woman looks just this side of a coffin
Oh, how infectious is covid?
I’ve got a frightening feeling
This just could be my last day
It seems the air is laden with virus
It seems the air is heavy with virus
But there is not one single mask that I see
And could our dear President be laughing at me?
Oh, how infectious is covid?
I’ve got a frightening feeling
This just might be my last day
Oh, what a pandemic day

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