I can see it now (almost).

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Being 'last man into the lifeboat'?

No Others Need Apply

 

Colleges react to SCOTUS affirmative action decision:

 "There goes March Madness."

He'd claim that they were nude pictures of Ivanka, if he thought it would save his skin.

Come to think of it, he would
probably share pictures of her nude.

 

Another Floridian readies his killer debate riposte.

 

Nostalgia: Pittsburgh Style

 

 

The United States of America vs. Donald J Trump: Exhibit 23a

 

What is said, and unsaid...

 

Imagine the miasma of BO, Axe, cigar and gin breath, flop sweat, Evening in Paris, and anal leakage.

 

And Pirro proves old drunken cocktail waitresses are incapable of being journalists.

 

 

The Troubled Dreams of Jim Jordan

 

"In the name of sacred free enterprise, I will cast thee out!"

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When you can't find the right open window.

 

*Ignore the dwarf behind the curtain.

 

INCEL Intuition?

 

The United States of America vs. Donald J Trump: Exhibit 14c

 

Fisher of Men & Fisher of Bribes

 

Monty Python Did It Better

 

I hear that Roller Derby is hiring.

 

 

Oh, please, please, please let my taxes pay for the billionaires' hubris!

 

"Just in case we can't find a (fourth-floor or higher) open window."

same old, same old

 

And how many ambulance chasers will drown on their way to a payout, we wonder?

 

 

Imagine what the Trumps would have served Modi.

 

Thunder Dim

 

Guess The Next Step: a, b, and/or c

 

Gee, if only they had been billionaires in a submersible, someone might have come to their rescue.

 

Child Down a Well: 2023 High Tech Version

 

Compare & Contrast

 

Now we know where some of the stench originates.

Supreme Perks

 

Or, it might be their unbridled hubris!

 

"I can't tell you how pleased I am to make your acquaintance, Mr. DeSantis."

Bunny Bixler and Muriel Puce are not included.

 

RFK Jr.: "Orcas Doomed OceanGate Submersible".

 

If someone who fetishizes professional athletes is a 'jock sniffer', would some one obsessed with Trump be a 'Depends sniffer'? Just asking.

 

What we really want to know about the search is, who's paying for it?

 

“Before I send the boxes over, I have to take all of my things out,” the former president said on Fox News.

 

 

Hubris meets Karma?

 

"I know you are, but what am I?"

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Greg Abbott as Dathan the overseer in 'The Ten Commandments'