Where's the guillotine when you need one?

 

Also Biblical

 

The editors deeply regret the accidental inclusion of this image in the recent post: 'Supreme Court Reverses Bump Stock Ban'.

 

 

If there is a God, at least one part will be.

 

You know the expression: 'Silver-tongued orator'.

 Well this is fecal-tongued.

Oklahoma goes one up on Louisiana.

 

Oklahoma goes one up on Louisiana.

 

Jesus, has Nancy been dosing her Replens™ with MDMA again?

What'$ to wonder about?

 

 

Three

 

 

Martyrdom III

 

"Whaaugh! Why are we being so persecuted?"

They would serve a more valuable service as cannon fodder.

 

I have to believe that folks are screwing with the pollsters.

 

Would that it were so...

The Pear of Anguish 
link

 

"If they don't have eclampsia, let them have preeclampsia!"

 

 

Two

 

And just imagine what this superannuated husk's medicine cabinet looks like.

 

Or as Monty Python might put it...

Oooh get her! Whoops!
I've got your number ducky.
You couldn't afford me, dear. Two three.
I'd scratch your eyes out.

Don't come the brigadier bit with us, dear,
We all know where you've been, you military fairy!

Whoops, don't look now girls,
The major's just minced in
With that dolly colour sergeant,
Two, three, ooh-ho!

 

We wonder?

 

We wonder?

 

One

 

Ten

 

Colorado, is it time to return the favor and lend Lauren a hand?

 

Schadenfreude Department

Georgia Congresswomen seeks to salvage financial disaster through repurposing.
 

Do you still get all those virgins if you die in a puddle of Hajj sweat? We wonder?

 

How long until the next bump stock-enhanced mass shooting?

His legacy lives on; his victims do not.

We are doomed.

To quote Leo Bloom in The Producers:
"no way out, no way out, no way out".

 

Schadenfreude Department

 

Sam, Martha-Ann, and neighbors reach a compromise.

 

A rainbow, faaabulous!!!!!!

 

Mad* TV

*as in both angry and crazy

 

NOLA Culinary School also to post 'The Ten Condiments'.

 

Or maybe 'take the gas pipe'.

Imagine Jamie Dimon kowtowing.

 

I'll say.

 

You can just imagine Ron DeSantis wetting himself over this.

 

Do you suppose we are witnessing a 21st century version?

 

Just close your eyes and think of President Trump.

 

Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose.

 

What do you call a trumped-up whore?

Lara

Then & Now