Not to worry, at the current decay rate he'll be lucky to see Christmas '26.

And you can probably substitute the word 'car' with eggs, milk, lumber, insurance, housing...

¡Y entonces!

 

Возьмите ее!*

*Get her!

 

Methods? Yes we have methods.

 

If there hadn't been a revolution in Cuba, this smug little prick would be running a donkey show in Havana. No, he'd be the barker out front.

Hey Elon, how did those more recent big revolutions work out for the rich, we wonder?

 

I can see it now.

'Once widely respected as a symbol of American excellence and a global icon of cultural achievement, the Smithsonian Institution has, in recent years, come under the influence of a divisive, race-centered ideology.  This shift has promoted narratives that portray American and Western values as inherently harmful and oppressive.  For example, the Smithsonian American Art Museum today features “The Shape of Power:  Stories of Race and American Sculpture,” an exhibit representing that “[s]ocieties including the United States have used race to establish and maintain systems of power, privilege, and disenfranchisement.”  The exhibit further claims that “sculpture has been a powerful tool in promoting scientific racism” and promotes the view that race is not a biological reality but a social construct, stating “Race is a human invention.”

To advance this policy, we will restore the Smithsonian Institution to its rightful place as a symbol of inspiration and American greatness –- igniting the imagination of young minds, honoring the richness of American history and innovation, and instilling pride in the hearts of all Americans.' 

                                                                               Donald Trump, March 27, 2025

Hello!

 

At least this VP wasn't hit with rocks.

 

Hegseth's enjoy cocktails in their own 'Zone of Silence'.

 

The editor deeply regret that this image, in a recent post was miscaptioned.

The caption should have read: 'South Park characters Professor Chaos and The Coon'   

not 'U.S. President Trump and Vice- President Vance'.

White House press secretary, Karoline Leavitt has no trouble filling the noses of Sean Spicer, Sarah Sanders, or Kayleigh McEnany.

So, it has a name: 'Mar-A-Lago face'.

link

 

Just Sayin'

 

 

Drawing on his extensive vocabulary, Trump cleverly labels problem caused by 'only the best people' he hired.

 

Sign of the Times

 

In the aftermath of the Signal debacle, Defense Sec. Hegseth and CIA Director Ratcliffe adopt new secure communication measures.

Oh come on, it's not April 1st yet!

 

Trump, unlike Pete Hegseth...

 

Will someone please tell him that this is basically Ramadan?

 

 

Stop me if you've heard this one.

 A lunatic, a drunk, and a clown walk into the Situation Room...

Somewhere in Hell, Ronald Reagan is smiling.*

*In between screams of agony.

 

Cheers! Salud! Prosit! Slàinte!

 

"So, we all agree on Hegseth's gifts".

Denmark - Aquavit
Panama - Santeño 7
Canada - Rye
Russia - Vodka
DPRK - Chongsong
China - Baijia

The Portrait

 The portrait in question.

The Response

or

I can see it now.

 

Billionaire brags about his mother-in-law not complaining about a missed Social Security check.

 

Secret Service agents discuss recent Whitehouse pets.

"Yeah, Major had a biting problem
but at least he didn't pee on
the furniture and hump your leg."

 

Sounds Like A Plan

 

Operation Aquatic Repatriation

 

Raus, Arschlöcher!

 

Does one need any further evidence of degeneracy?

 

Just Sayin'

Also Caligula, Claudius, Galba, Vitellius, Domitian, Stephanus, Commodus, Narcissus, Pertinax Didius, Julianus, Geta ,Caracalla, Macrinus, Diadumenian, Cappadocia, Elagabalus, Severus Alexander, Germania Primigenia, Maximinus Thrax, Aquileia, etc, ad nauseam 

Better watch every word you utter in the classroom!

 

"Sometimes you have flush 12 or 15 times to get rid of it all."

 

Available soon at your local PX.

 

When 'a little dab' won't do.

I can't unsee it now.

 

"But what about his laptop?"

 

Dumb as well as being a VLC.

Donald Trump is “committed to passing a big reconciliation package later this year,” which includes “ending no taxes on tips.”

"And I do know something about raping and pillaging."

 

Oh boy, about 0.10% of the annual budget!

FAFO: Day 60