Trump v. Denmark

 Trump confused by Den lille Havfrue (The Little Mermaid).

"Where do you grab her"?

The curse of Lady Di's other X chromosome.

 

The look you get when you realize this crowd in not MAGA.

 

 

The 25th Amendment

and why it will never happen

1. If he could do it on his own, he probably would. However, there is that 'and'.

 
2.  The cabinet Secretaries know that if Trump is gone, they will be held accountable for their crimes (preferably by firing squad).

 

3. Those spineless jellies would rather destroy the country than risk offending Dear Leader and losing their perks.

 

The War Room

Bless the Internet, search engines, and wags.

 Found on hopes & fears: https://nuckgirl16.tumblr.com/

 

Madam Tussaud's rejects latest waxwork as "unlifelike'.

 

Because, unlike the pretentious superannuated vainglorious Anna Wintour, he actually needed them.

 

The Impotentate at State

hat tip to makingdonalddrumpfagain

¡Qué lástima!*

*Quel dommage

This suggests three things.

1. Trump can't tell the difference between two Scandinavian countries: Norway and Denmark.

2. He doesn't understand that the Norwegian Nobel Committee is a private organization, not part of the government.

3. He does not appreciate that even if he promised to give his own life to end the war in Ukraine, the committee would never ever give that asshole the prize.

 

God, how I do miss the honesty and integrity of Kayleigh McEnany and fat Sarah.

 

While some animals use pheromones to keep their minions in line...

 

Minnesotans

Helping to preserve the nation, 

at Gettysburg and in Minneapolis.

Circle of Life: 2026 Edition

 

USA! USA! USA!

 Where this

is about to become as common as this.

 

THIS JUST IN

Elections Have Consequences

 

What makes what he mouthed (said?) newsworthy, is that it wasn't preceded by "I'm gonna" and it was directed at an adult male.

 

Turnip truck arrives from Missouri.

Word of the Day

 

And, in related economic news:

 

Mar-a-Logo Face (and beyond)

 

And finally, after the Quislings, the tired old camp-following lickspittles.

Every accusation is an admission.

 

Separated at Birth?

 

"They bring us together even though we're apart."

 

Then: The Quislings

 

Surely you remember Augusto Pinochet and Radovan Karadžić.

 

Where Things Stand

 Anyone (or Nation) that believes this was a peaceful visit to the Capitol,

will believe this was self-defense.

MADA: Make America Decent Again

 One Small Step

Looks like it might be time for JD to change religions- yet again!

Surely, as a snake sheds its skin.

 

El que rompe, paga.*

*Basically: 'you broke it, you bought it'.

 

 

This should be good!

 

Deranged lickspittle weighs in.

 

 

Let the punishment fit the crime. Phase one: the Ludovico Treatment.

 

Next: The Henchmen

 

ICE

 How It Started

How It's Going