Demi Moore proving that she's 40 years too old to wear this dress.

Demi Moore proving that she's 50 years too old to wear this dress.

No wonder he stays up all night 'Truthing'!

 

"Look, just like Oberammergau!"

 

 

No to mention violating the Hatch Act.*

*But I guess that's small potatoes in this administration.

 

 

 

 

Maybe they need to cut back on those 15 hour shifts.

*my bad

Leaving his mark on D.C.

 

 

But what about the Ginger or Southpaw menace?

 

Imagine that- believing something a compulsive liar said.

 

"All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up."

 

I don't get all the uproar over this picture. At least his 'laying on of hands' is with an adult this time.

 

Coincidence, we wonder?

 

 ¡Madre de Dios!

Gotcha!

 

Arriving Any Day Now

 

Always use the right tool to fix the problem.

 

Ron Johnson joining the ranks of those other great Wisconsinites like Ed Gein, Joe McCarthy, and Jeffry Dahmer.

 

 

Maybe as the weather warms, it will just go away, like that other thing did.

 

When the tell-all comedy/horror film is made about Trump 2.0, please let Michael Emerson play Kevin Hassett at his smirkiest.

 

Couldn't happen to a nicer group of people.

 

Seriously, do you think anyone in this administration knows what a demitasse spoon is, or what it's used for?

 

Oh, never mind.

My question is: where's his other hand?

 

We wonder?

 

Soon to be followed with his signature tequilla.

 

 

Kash Patel to the Atlantic's Sarah Fitzpatrick:

 ♪♪ Every breath you take, I'll be watching you. ♪

Separated at Birth?

 

 

tick-tock, tick-tock...

 

 

Blanche finding it increasingly difficult to kiss Trump's ass with his own foot in his mouth.

 

Lil' Marco just loves him those frijoles negros.

 

 

Disney considers 'Apprentice' reboot.

 

Trump Posts Doctored Image of Himself Swimming In Lincoln Memorial Pool

As does Al Tecacca

"See ish right there; he ish shooting hish gun. See, see, see."

 

In a surprising move, Trump declines lucrative advertising contract with Sunsweet Growers Inc.

 

Guess I won't be going abroad anymore.