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31 December 2010
30 December 2010
29 December 2010
Pronouns: Why bother?
over heard
“me and Emily are so over”
“she waited for Alex and I to join the group”
“her and I went to Vegas for the weekend”
“him and I are like blood brothers”
“the applause was for her and I”
“me and him watched TV before going out”
“Jake and I’s relationship is so…”
“me and Emily are so over”
“she waited for Alex and I to join the group”
“her and I went to Vegas for the weekend”
“him and I are like blood brothers”
“the applause was for her and I”
“me and him watched TV before going out”
“Jake and I’s relationship is so…”
28 December 2010
27 December 2010
Developers ask Kentucky's Governor for additional tax breaks.
Abraham & Issac: A Father-Son Outdoor Activities Center
a 400-seat restaurant: Cain & Abel’s Salad and BBQ
Eve’s Reptile Garden
The Fiery Furnace Sauna and Day Spa
Daniel’s Petting Zoo
Parting-the-Waters Wave Pool
26 December 2010
Olfactory Muzak*
*If Muzak consisted only of Gilbert Gottfried and Sarah Palin singing country western songs with a backup chorus of bluejays and a vuvuzela band all at 210 dB.
25 December 2010
24 December 2010
Wisconsin Abandons Last Shred of Progressive Legacy
first the election, now this
Wisconsin on the Map to Pray With Mary
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| Such a good look for a Semitic woman. |
Now, a little chapel among the dairy farms here, called Our Lady of Good Help, has joined that august company in terms of religious status, if not global fame. This month, it became one of only about a dozen sites worldwide, and the first in the United States, where apparitions of the Virgin Mary have been officially validated by the Roman Catholic Church.
In 1859, the year after Mary is said to have appeared in Lourdes, a Belgian immigrant here named Adele Brise said she was visited three times by Mary, who hovered between two trees in a bright light, clothed in dazzling white with a yellow sash around her waist and a crown of stars above her flowing blond locks. As instructed, Ms. Brise devoted her life to teaching Catholic beliefs to children. 
23 December 2010
Oklahoma City, June 17, 2011
"Auntie EMS, Auntie EMS! It's a twister, it's a twister!"
and not so long ago
and not so long ago
Tom Coburn To Block 9/11 Responders Bill
22 December 2010
Senator Lindsey Graham Votes Against Repeal of DADT
There may be "nay, nay" on your lips but "yes, yes, oh ma lawd yes, hand me my smellin' salts, Ahm 'bout to git the vapors" in your eyes.
21 December 2010
Imagine how different it would be if UA 93 had reached D.C.
Tom Coburn To Block 9/11 Responders Bill
Sen. Tom Coburn (R-Okla.) plans to block legislation that would provide additional aid to cover the health care costs of 9/11 first responders, one of the senator's aides told The Wall Street Journal Tuesday morning.
German Dog Has 17 Puppies
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| "It would so much more efficient." |
Michelle Duggar books appointment with German veterinarian.
20 December 2010
19 December 2010
Could I be anymore cynical?
18 December 2010
Senate Votes to Repeal Don't Ask, Don't Tell
Senate Republicans Block Dream Act
18 December 2010
House Republicans Block Child Marriage Prevention Act
from The Huffington Post
WASHINGTON -- On Thursday, the House took up the International Protecting Girls by Preventing Child Marriage Act of 2010. The bill would ensure that child marriage is recognized as a human rights violation, and develop comprehensive strategies to prevent such marriages around the world. The legislation seemed likely to garner strong bipartisan support in Congress, and in the Senate, it did. But last night, the bill was voted down in the House by Republicans who argued the bill is too costly and could lead to increased abortions -- gripes the measure's supporters say have no basis in reality and are just excuses to kill the popular bill.
Tony Walsh, Ireland Pedophile Priest, Defended By Vatican Until Rape
DUBLIN — The Vatican tried to stop Dublin church leaders from defrocking a particularly dangerous pedophile priest and relented only after he raped a boy in a pub restroom, an investigation reported Friday.
"...und vhut do dees little notches on der shillelagh mean, Vater?"
17 December 2010
16 December 2010
15 December 2010
14 December 2010
13 December 2010
Monies that could be better spent on silks and ermines, and defending child rapers
Catholic League: “Funding Museums is Class Discrimination”
From a Dec. 6 press release on behalf of Catholic League president Bill Donohue:
In a large survey of museum-going households released in April, it was found that they are significantly better educated and affluent than the U.S. population; they are also overwhelmingly white. The time has come, then, to stop funding the leisure of rich white people: all public monies for the arts should cease. Quite frankly, to make the working class pay for the leisure of the rich amounts to class discrimination. In the spirit of social justice, a better case could be made to fund professional wrestling—it’s what the working class enjoy.
12 December 2010
11 December 2010
In Kentucky, Noah’s Ark Theme Park Is Planned
By LAURIE GOODSTEIN
Published: December 5, 2010 In The New York Times
Facing a rising tide of joblessness, the governor of Kentucky has found one solution: build an ark. Gov. Steven L. Beshear said that he was elected “to create jobs,” not “to debate religion.”
The state has promised generous tax incentives to a group of entrepreneurs who plan to construct a full-size replica of Noah’s ark, load it with animals and actors, and make it the centerpiece of a Bible-based tourist attraction called Ark Encounter.
The state has promised generous tax incentives to a group of entrepreneurs who plan to construct a full-size replica of Noah’s ark, load it with animals and actors, and make it the centerpiece of a Bible-based tourist attraction called Ark Encounter.
"Hey Shem, kin ya git me one of them cubitsticks and some air freshener next time you're up to the Home Depot?"
10 December 2010
John McCain's Temporary Reprieve Dream
from the New York Times
Senate Stalls Bill to Repeal Gay Policy in Military
WASHINGTON — In a blaze of unusual bipartisan fury, a military policy bill that would repeal the ban on gay and lesbian soldiers serving openly in the military stalled in the Senate on Thursday, severely diminishing the chances of ending the Clinton-era policy this year.
Senate Stalls Bill to Repeal Gay Policy in Military
WASHINGTON — In a blaze of unusual bipartisan fury, a military policy bill that would repeal the ban on gay and lesbian soldiers serving openly in the military stalled in the Senate on Thursday, severely diminishing the chances of ending the Clinton-era policy this year.and 'Diaper Dave' certainly knows all about 'drilling'
from the Huffington Post
David Vitter Blocks Obama NOAA Nominee Over Offshore Drilling Halt
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WASHINGTON — The Obama administration won't be able to fill a key science position until it testifies about a decision to block areas of the eastern Gulf and Atlantic seaboard from new oil and gas drilling, a Republican senator said Thursday.
09 December 2010
08 December 2010
Thank You for Bringing the Revolution a Little Bit Closer
from the AP
WASHINGTON – Brushing past Democratic opposition, President Barack Obama announced agreement with Republicans Monday night on a plan to extend expiring income tax cuts for all Americans, renew jobless benefits for the long-term unemployed and grant a one-year reduction in Social Security taxes.
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