Did you ever suppose that a bender could last almost three months?

Thank you John Boehner.

Now tell us something we don't know.

And Former House Speaker Denny Hastert calls Ted Cruz 'ugly, and way way too old'.

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Buh-bye

OMG! Someone else beat him to it!

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Mr. Gohmert (R-TX) attempts to retain his composure as Mr. Boehner (R-OH) celebrates his vistory.

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Become Speaker of the House?

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And He Did It His Way

And now, the end is near; 

And so I face the final gavel. 

My friend, I'll say it clear, 

I fear my reputation will unravel. 

I've been the Speaker, that's for sure. 

I've led each and ev'ry vote 'nay'; 

But more, much more than this, 

I did it my way. 

Cocktails, I've had a few; 

But then again, let's not mention. 

I did what I had to do 

And saw it through without conviction. 

I bumbled an uncharted course; 

Each stumbled step along the hallway, 

But more, much more than this, 

I did it my way. 

Yes, there were times, I'm sure you knew 

When I drank and drank until I'd spew. 

But through it all, when there was a vote, 

To throw Obamacare out. 

I botched it all but took the fall; 

And did it my way. 

I've smoked, I've tanned and cried. 

I've had my fill; my share of losing. 

And now, tears won't subside, 

You find it all so amusing. 

To think I did all that; 

And may I say - not in a shy way, 

"No, oh no not me, 

I did it my way". 

I have led the House, what have you got? 

No legislation: you got naught. 

To say the things I truly feel; 

Before each lobbyist I did kneel. 

The record shows I took the dive - 

And did it my way! 

Respect My Authoritah!

D.C. Palimony

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20 Proof

Looks like someone has a boehner for ENDA.

Republican-themed costumes popular this Halloween

How did you spend the Shutdown? VI

Speaker Boehner works on his tan.

Unfortunately his hands are otherwise engaged.

Members of Congress maintain their roles despite government shutdown.

"Call the boy at the White House; my slippers need polishing."

Same old, same old

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"I'll drink to that!"

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Speaker Boehner prepares for meeting with Wall-Street-lobbyists' anuses.

SNAP!

After determining which way the political winds were blowing, Boehner acts.