Not to mention motivated to get her great-big-huge stretched money maker back into a 'more profitable' conformation.

No Bryan YOU didn't build it.

You haven't built anything of lasting value. 

All you've done is sit around playing with your little device 'Tweeting' 61 times in the past 24 hours!

Link to Bryan Fischer's Twitter Account in case you want to read 

what this sad, sodomy-obsessed, impotent old twat thinks about. 

You go ahead and have your dream Bryan, just don't ask me to wash the sheets.

In defiance of God's laws, Daryl Metcalfe Pennsylvania legislator (R.- Butler) eats shrimp.

And has Mr. Metcalfe complied with God's covenant with Abraham?

[Also, we heard he 'touched' his wife while she was 'unclean'.  And, for that matter, just where are those forelocks and beard corners?]

Poor hygiene? No worries. Dior Homme can cover up just about anything.

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and in a related story

Dior Homme:  Premium-priced Axe. 

Other family members position themselves between Winnie and 'the plug'.

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Just in time for the 2013 Tour d'France

Not Sold In Stores!

Not to worry

From the looks of them, they wont be able to vote

due to the Court's decision earlier in the week!

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Pennsylvania law-maker Daryl Metcalfe (R-Butler Co.) defies God's law by wearing mixed-fiber garment.

Padding: 60% horse hair, 15% latex, 10% cotton,

10% Kanekalon®, 5% unidentified other 

From Paula Deen's Album

Pennsylvania

once a Commonwealth now, apparently, a Theocracy  

New indication: New ad campaign

However, later,

the Justice noted that with the advent of HPV vaccines, 'a little mangiare la figa is not so bad'.

Opening Tomorrow: The Sequel

'Rub-a-dub-dub...'

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And the tenth case of Pancuronium Bromide is free!

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FRC President Tony Perkins Spins Defeat

Yep

Cheney in Dreamland

Does this mean that from now on that Justice Thomas will no longer be allowed to vote?

Upon learning of fetal masturbation, One Million Moms® reconsiders position on abortion.

Disgusting!

In an attempt to redeem herself, and to recover lost revenue, Paula Deen Inc. Ltd. rushes new product to market.

SNOWDEN JUST SPOTTED IN MOSCOW !

American Democracy: warts and all

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Tote dat ruling! Lif' dat opinion! Get a little help an' you land on the Supreme Court.

Ah gits weary an' sick of tryin' 

Ah'm tired of livin' an' skeered of dyin' 

But ol' Potomac  

He jes' keeps rolling' along

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Where's Edward? Snowden not on flight to Cuba.

Times change, but standards must be maintained.

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"jes add a heaping cup an' beat 'til done"

"she cut her eyes at me in the Wal-Mart"

"I once heard her fart in church"

"those curtains in her front window

haven't been washed in years"

"she was going at least 35 in a 20mph zone"

"that hair---it's all part of the act"

"I heard she's actually from the Bronx"

"you know, most of the time it was really oleo"

"You go ahead, we'll send them on later, yes later, that's right--later, yeah...later."

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Audience Riotously Enthusiastic

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Jeffery Skilling's tenure as Bruno's CEB* shortened by 10 years.

*Chief Exclusive Bitch

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As way of apology, Paula Deen whips up a batch of 'dem good ole Southren johnny cakes'.

"Ugh! Cakes of White eyes, mighty good";  P. Deen.

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And in a bid to placate network executives, she also makes an unleavened version.

Rupert Murdoch files for divorce and begins dating.

"Minuteman! More like 15-second man" --Debbie, age 8.

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Putin also offers to replace

Angela Merkel's Büstenhalter, and Nick Sarkozy's lifts that 'went missing' during the 2007 G8 Summit.

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Happy (belated) Martini Day

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In a Brazilian Garden

see, not photoshopped

A practice that appears to continue through election to Congress.

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Close, but no cigar.

Darrell Issa: Torch Singer

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Today's Butters

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Is this a classic case of 'last one into the life boat' or

 is he just too big for his pantalones?

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Iran votes; the world reacts.