*Away, foul thing!

 

"Oops"

 

Perhaps the brain worm intercepted the message.

 

Let the Punishment Fit the Crime Department

 "Volunteered" for scientific experimentation.

 

"We will cock up their operations and prick them where it hurts," thought the Secretary of War.

 

From Lil' Marco in 2016 to Big Arnold in 2024

 I'm beginning to see a pattern.

Don't think I'll ever enjoy half iced tea, half lemonade again.

"At times like these, we must make sure our prayer wheels are operating at full capacity."

 

Oh Yes, American Exceptionalism

Where else could a trailer park school dropout be elected to the government? 

Somalia?
South Sudan?
 Turkmenistan?
Paraguay?
Graustark?
Pottsylvania?
Duchy of Grand Fenwick?
Lower Slobbovia?
???

"I'm ready to work with my fellow Senators."

 

Folks in Easton, PA enjoying a dip in the Atlantic at Mehmet Oz Memorial Beach.

 

It's a 2-for-1 Solution!

 

"There's no place like D.C., there's no place like D.C."

 

Andrew Clyde: Isn't he the one who claimed that the January 6th mob was "a normal tourist visit" but was also photographed shrieking in terror during the attack?

 

Just think, this time next year:

Rand Paul might not be the only quack, and Tommy Tuberville might not be the dumbest jock in the Senate.

But if reelected, Ron Johnson will still be the craziest.
[and Lindsey Graham the most craven]

Ted Cruz, George Santayana, History, Yadda, Yadda, Yadda

 

"Who will buy?"

 

and when you think it can't get worse

 

We wonder?

Will Senator Cruz take time out from fellating gun manufactures and owners for thoughts and prayers?

Crocodile Ted