Fallout from veto begins in Arizona:

Perverts Demand Bisbee Bakery Make 

‘Hot Cross Buns’

"I'd love to tip you, but I only have this twenty. Mind if I take ten back?"

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And does her existence disrespect polymeric love surrogates?

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With Ms. Brewer's veto, Arizonans regret the loss of the right to:

This could be a good example of the gene pool self-cleaning except

the article goes on to mention three children in the house. 

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Texans (and Ted Cruz) React

A not so Great Moment in Superstition

and while we're at it

Quit?

Will restrictions be expanded to include fruits?

How long, do you suppose it takes for a fracking drill to reach Malebolge?

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Leviticus 11:10, Flagstaff 2:26

In retaliation, Dutch smear cheese on copies of 'Rape of Nanking'.

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Vladimir I ponders his options for dealing with Ukraine.

Seen in Phoenix

More Arizona Businesses Prepare For Implementation of the Religious Freedom Restoration Act

Or do they mean 'Gobblehead'?

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Tony Perkins, president of the Family Research Council

In Arizona, Mormon-owned Marriott Hotels prepare for signing of SB 1062.

What? Walking AND chewing gum simultaneously ?

AMERICA: Star of the new 'Left Behind' Series

The Ninth Grade Texas Civics Course Edition

"Hey Jefferson, can you read Hebrew?"

Let's hope there are a few from Julliard, Curtis, or Oberlin so someone can fiddle while the rest of us burn.

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Bondi Lifeguards Test New Flotation Device

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Unintended consequences of recent Arizona 'Religious Freedom' Bill.

Arizona illegal immigrants now free to
practice the religion of their forefathers.
[As bill supporter Justin Pierce (AZ District 25) learns too late.]

Two fewer Chickens Kiev

Vladimir I contemplates his Closing Ceremonies big announcement.

Beef taint: we wonder.

"Ah, Dmitry, is that a shuttlecock in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?"

And be sure to catch Flip-Flop, the sequel to Vlad the Impaler

As Tolstoy might have written:

 plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose

Funny... they don't look Jewish.

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C'mon down to the casino...

[white eyes]

Note: Miss Governess Brewer,
'No worry, synthetic dyed hairs don't count.'

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Haashchʼéé Oołtʼohí

Saluting All Scum Bags

"Walmart: Our prices are criminally insane!"

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AMERICA: Star of the new 'Left Behind' Series

A Special Nancy Reagan Salute Edition

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*"...tomorrow belongs, tomorrow belongs, tomorrow belongs to me."

West Virginia: Where 'Sister Wife' Means Something Else

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AMERICA: Star of the new 'Left Behind' Series

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In the long tradition of crass, maudlin, and exploitative Olympics coverage.

"We know how boring these sports are without
'up close and personal' segments:" Mark Lazarus,
Chairman NBC Sports Group

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On a happier note:
Beach Volleyball at 11.

Great Moments in Superstition

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Remember the old days, when The National Geographic meant dignity, class, and tits?

Don't get too upset.

According to the Social Security actuarial tables,

he has only 6.66 years before discovering that 

he can't take "it", or his votes with him!

AP dumps Spell Check

Turning The Other Cheek

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Olympics Update

Thinking she is alone, pathetic elderly blind woman makes a fool of herself.