On the advice of their lawyers, the editors are required to apologize...

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In Like Flynn

Just in Tine for Valentimes!

I have this recurring dream; I wish I knew what it meant.

Кто хороший мальчик? Да вы, да, вы!*

*Who's a good boy? Yes you are, yes you are!

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Счастливый Владимир*

*Lucky PierreVladimir

"Я с нетерпением ожидаем формирования герметичном 

партнерстве с новой республиканской администрации"

Foreign Relations

Imagine the Pillow Talk in the Kremlin

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Baby, it's cold outside...

"Czech, Slovene, eh! Why don't you try a real Slav?"

DM: "Not even a troika, Vlad?"

with apologies to Jerry Herman

Why is this man smiling?

Поэтому гораздо надежнее, чем Дмитрий

"Honey, I'm home!"

Mr. Putin contemplates Mr. Put-In.

*Guess what? I'm wearing mine now!

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"Bitch, I said I was wearing the blue and gold chiffon!"

From Russia With Love Redux

*Please, Vladi; your hand is like ice.

From Russia, With Love

YOU'RE THE TOP [This term]

"Ah, Dmitry, is that a shuttlecock in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?"

And be sure to catch Flip-Flop, the sequel to Vlad the Impaler

Cantor: Hello! Can you blame me?

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Celebrating the safe return of a dear friend.