Osteen gets a message.

* Fuck me!

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Swamp Draining 101

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Although I'm guessing a good bit of that Jebus money went toward those hideous veneers.

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Also Available...

Third Wife Of The United States
First Lady Of The United States
First Gold Digger Of Slovenia

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Hooker Heels Hurry to Help Heal Hurricane Harvey's Horrors

Note to prez: heel ≠ heal

Cornyn & Cruz: you expected something better?

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And there you have it: governance under Trump.

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So why should I waste my beautiful mind on something like that?

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UPDATE: River Oaks, Houston

What? You expected something different?

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Exchanging One Superstition For Another

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Charlottesville Irony: Part II

continuing to leave his mark

Trump Issues New Orders Regarding Trans Gendered In-laws.

Maybe now she can

1) Buy all the chewing gum she wants
2) Hire someone to teach her to stop smacking it and keep her mouth closed!

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SAD! SADDER! SADDEST!

Where are my strawberries?

he whispered limply

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"And I have some experience with things that make your skin crawl": she added.

If you think he cried like a little bitch in his video*, just wait 'til he's a real bitch.

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so little hair, so much dandruff

Couldn't happen to a nicer

glob of snot guy.

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Now, before you're too hard on her, just remember what she has to eat.

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BUDAPEST?

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Somebody's boxers are in a twist!

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and Hell just became a more annoying place

When you're up against the likes of Paul Ryan and Mitch McConnell, you've got to go all out.

"Well at least I'm not a Kapo like Steve Mnuchin."

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Watch the meds kick in after one hour. MELLOW!

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OOPS!

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"and I know something about attention, fame (infamy) and money for sex"

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The Irony of Charlottesville

and then there were two...

greenish yellow and purple--like a bruise

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White Deficiency Movement: Separated At Birth?

as we have come to expect

Bitch, please! 6:27 AM EDT

Eclipse Update: Billie Grahamette blathers about the sun not shining from her place where it doesn't.

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Trump reverses yet again on Charlottesville violence fearful

his base may turn on him as a 'race traitor' for sacrificing his daughter to untermensch lust.

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Be afraid, be very afraid.

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News From All Over

NEVER MIND! MY BAD!

Looking Presidential

You get the leadership you deserve.

Bitch, please! Part II

UPDATE!

Thank you, thank you. For my next number: 'Smoke Gets In Your Eyes'.

Opioids: Today's opiate of the masses

And Sen. Johnson's vote may have been influenced by his net worth of approximately $25 million.

"OK, who refilled the boss's candy dish?"

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