The Price is no longer right.

Tom Price: he sure did love a free ride.

He chartered planes for trips far and wide.

Oh Tom, you old dog,

So high on the hog,

'Til you became a thorn in Trump's side!

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Trump: A Jet in Shark's clothing?

The President continues to to treat flag and Constitution differently.

Treachery in 140 or fewer characters.

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LOCK HIM UP! LOCK HIM UP! LOCK HIM UP!

Or perhaps the old refrain: 'LOCK HER UP' will do after all!

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I've got a little list... Who never would be missed.

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An endorsement by you would cause many people to "shoot up".

One of the several now-deleted gems.

Twice the characters: how many times the banality?

[Trump] added: "Puerto Rico is very important to me. The people are fantastic. I grew up in New York so I know many Puerto Rican people."

Mambo! Not SAD!

Never Mind

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Truly A Rocket Man

The Damage Is Unpresidented

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Oh please let Kushner and Bannon be cell mates!

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In an impressive demonstration of Juche, DPRK scientists extract rocket fuel from neck fat.

He definitely is 'Rocket Man'.

MY BAD!!!

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It's called glioblastoma; what's your excuse Louie?

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"Let them watch soccer!"

His enemies list continues to swell;

And pique rises from a bottomless well.

Only just yesterday

Was the D P R K—

The current target is the N F L.

thereby putting a boot up you-know-who's backside

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BRING IT ON !!!

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"If anybody should appreciate and respect an industry that promotes and profits from brain damage, it should be Trump." Goodell did not add.

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Bitch Fight!

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on yet another tear 7:42 AM EDT

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Like God sends rictus and deranged hectoring to warn of impending death!

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"Perhapz boots from Wellington vud haf bin a better choosink."

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The Sound of Muzak

White House Press Conference

Sarah H. Sanders spreads her odd lore.

One thing for certain: she's not a bore.

Daily, she unpacks

Alternative facts.

What she is-- is a media whore!

How about 'Lying Woman' or better 'Not Very Bright Lying Woman'?

But despite the evidence, White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders took to the airwaves on Wednesday to defend the Elton John-inspired “Rocket man” nickname as a Donald Trump original. “Look, that’s a President Trump original. As you know, he’s a master in branding,” Huckabee Sanders said on Fox News.  link

Especially camping and hunting in countries which do not have extradition treaties with U.S..

The agency ceased protecting Mr. Trump, who lives in New York City and is an executive at the Trump Organization, last week. Mr. Trump, an avid camper and hunter, was said to be seeking more privacy than he can expect with a contingent of agents accompanying him everywhere.

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Wait 'til they figure out Cheeseheads won't work 18 hour shifts for pennies!

Scott Walker procures something for Wisconsin, self.

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" Dude, Like Totally"

If there is ever a remake of the 1991 movie 'Switch', Louise Linton would be perfect for the Margo Brofman role*.

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Calling Madame LaFarge

Equifax Inc. learned about a major breach of its computer systems in March -- almost five months before the date it has publicly disclosed, according to three people familiar with the situation....

...The revelation of a March breach will complicate the company’s efforts to explain a series of unusual stock sales by Equifax executives. If it’s shown that those executives did so with the knowledge that either or both breaches could damage the company, they could be vulnerable to charges of insider trading.
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Too little, too late. Period.

Or as his former boss might tweet: 'To little, two late. PERIOD!!!'

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"Wonder what Agency I can throw this into?"

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President Donald J. Trump:

making a military coup look more and more
attractive.

Dozens Overcome By Toxic Fumes, Body Odor

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¿Qué?

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tick-tock, tick-tock

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Taking a page from Trump's playbook, McConnell presents a shiny object in an attempt to distract from his dismal failures.

Guess he'll find out what it feels like to have hairs ripped out.

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'Trump Administration': an oxymoron?

"Guess where my other hand is?"

Is it very rude of me to observe

That Senator Cruz was having a perv?

"It wasn't my porn";

Red-faced Ted has sworn.

—We get the politicians we deserve.

Press Secretary Sanders introduces Mr. Bobo who will assist her in presenting the President's views.

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