Picture of the Year

With apologies to farmers in Illinois and Minnesota, too fucking bad!

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UN Nominee Displays Her Qualifications

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Speaker Ryan: In Memoriam

Girlfriend, you're going to have to do better than this to get back in his good graces. Remember you committed the cardinal sin of saying his withdrawal of troops from Syria was an "Obama-like move".

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It's not just the spelling. SAD!

Forward into 2019

Two Pennsylvania Companies vie for Limited Resources

As You Were

They’re saying that Trump went to ‘Eye-Rack’.

Where he gave the troops some sort of flack.

And just to get their praise,

He lied about a raise.

Then unfortunately, he came back !

Breaking Fake News

Once again the editors regret the inclusion of this photo in the recent post:

Which is more dangerous? Rabid Dog or Cornered Rat?

Kirstjen Nielsen, Secretary of Homeland Security floats new immigration control policy.

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Paul Ryan Reflects On His Accomplishments As Speaker

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A Poem for Boxing Day

The Bankers Are Fleeing! The Bankers Are Fleeing!

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Ghost of Christmas Future Delivers Gift

Did somebody finally grow a little spine, or did he just straighten up as a result of the door hitting him on the way out?

Trump's Move Makes Way for Turks to Commemorate Armenian Genocide with Kurdish Genocide.

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Preparing for post-presidential career

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1 Picture equals about 155 IQ points.

It makes those two Corinthians proud.

We wonder?

Especially now that the Foundation has been exposed.

Aides hope to distract Trump by having him play Tom Snout in the White House's amateur production of 'A Midsummer Night's Dream'.

Better than I ever expected*

In a stunning reversal, White House to replace recently installed Chief Lickspittle Lindsey Graham.

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Great!

Governance by Coulter, Doocy, and Breitbart

It's getting to a point where it may make more sense to identify priests who DIDN'T fuck children!

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Which is a reasonable thing since it makes drinkable coffee about 50% of the time.

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Pesos Perhaps?

Not so long ago, Mr Ryan.

Shown here are the disappointed main beneficiaries of the Foundation.

"A Little Dab'll Do Ya!"

It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas, Part 2

The President’s hung up his stocking

Above a fire that is smocking.

Of course he’s a slob

Who can’t do his job;

However, he is good for mocking.

LIVE FROM D.C. It's the 25th Amendment!

Stable AND Legal

I am the very model of a modern, stable ge-ni-us.

I've body parts quite sizable: hands, fingers, and my pe-ni-us.

I am from Queens, and am often given to flights hysterical,

That I won the election is something oddly numerical.

I'm very well acquainted, too, with all matters romantical,

I understand seduction, both the unwanted and despicable,

In short, in matters sexual, political, and hei-ni-ous

I am the very model of a modern stable ge-ni-us.

Oh boy: 2 birds, one stone

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