SAD!

UPDATE: Vietnam

"Mango Man: he so easy."

Grasping At Straws

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The (as yet) unindicted co-conspirator said, without a hint of irony

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How Lindsey Graham Went From Trump Skeptic to Trump Sidekick*

Convergent evolution: similar strategies for obtaining power.   

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A moue for a MOU.

Abbott and Costello, Burns and Allen, Bob and Ray all salute you.

Also playwrights Samuel Beckett, Eugène Ionesco, and Harold Pinter admire your style. 

"Amirite?"

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President Pelosi?

60% of America's Silicone Strategic Stockpile

Feature that. Fireworks on the Mall on the 4th of July.

What a novel idea!

and our patience MAY be rewarded

Unlike Missionary Work

"And I thought Brady was the whore." The President did not add.

Five kids in twelve years:

I guess he got pretty good mileage out of her.

Also under the microscope: the child slave who assembled that shoe.

The Majority Leader

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"Yeah, but at least we aren't slaves to Rome!"

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"Ow! Stop, please stop, it hurts."

Well if anything's going to wipe the smirk off this little prick's face it will the Post's lawyers.

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Vogue: Infernum

Calling Al Sharpton

Jussie Smollett: 2019's Tawana Brawley?

At some point, enough will be too much.

"Well if you can't find a young boy..."

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I'm guessing this isn't what the Miracle Valley/Metro Phoenix/Lake Havasu City Trailer Trash Evangelicals and Holy Roller Christianists had in mind.

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also SICK

Mike Luckovich, you're a better man than I am. A. Tecacca

If, half a millennium into the Scientific Age, centuries after The Enlightenment, and 50 years since Stonewall, you are still in the thrall of some Neolithic goat herders myths as edited endlessly by the Greeks, 4th century ascetics, 15th century sybarites, etc., you are not blameless in your victimhood.

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Gee, next time, maybe you will actually think before you vote.*

*That assumes you will be able to vote next time.  No longer having a permanent address may very well disqualify you from registering.

And if anyone knows 'stupidest', 'scam', and 'base' it's Ann Coulter

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The Border Wall National Emergency: February 15, 2019

A Date That Will Live In Infancy

Oh my! Has someone done the political equivalent of actually saying the N word out loud?

Martial Law?

US vs. DPRK

The Emperor President models his new negotiating attire

prior to meeting with Kim Jong-Un.

Karma?

Trump at his most 'Precedential'. 

Quel Dommage- TRISTE!

"Daddy, daddy, look I'm a good boy! Do you love me best, do you?"

... Donald Trump Jr. ... repeated his father’s astounding lie that only 200 to 300 people attended former Rep. Beto O’Rourke’s dueling rally in El Paso, Texas, on Monday night. News outlets’ estimates for attendance at O’Rourke’s rally ranged from 7,000 to 15,000.

El Paso Fire Department officials said there was a capacity crowd of 6,500 in the El Paso County Coliseum, where President Donald Trump spoke, though overflow attendees outside could have raised the number as high as 10,000, reported the El Paso Times.

At one point during his speech Monday, the president boasted that 35,000 people were at his rally. He also insisted that 69,000 people wanted to get in. He said earlier that the fire department had given organizers permission to cram 10,000 people into the coliseum — which fire officials told the Times was not true. link

Which would you prefer?

A 70% marginal income tax on income above $10,000,000 or

And this is news, why?

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Vietnam? Guess those bone spurs have finally cleared up.

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"But how will we get our news?"

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"...and there'll be Kool-Aid when we get there."

In a remarkable case of Pot and Kettle:

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SURPRISE (suckers)

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*Excluding Closet Cases

Representative Matt Gaetz (R-FL) pauses his fellating the NRA long enough to blame immigrants during a House hearing on gun violence.

The Germans have a word for it:

Backpfeifengesicht- a face in need of a slap