Remember Lori: 'When you're good to Mama, Mama's good to you'.

Suggestion

Perhaps the Post Office would be able keep up if it didn't have to deliver hundreds of letters from candidates repeatedly begging for money.

Clorox whitens, but fails to cleanse gene pool.

Could that college be part of Trump or Liberty University?

Openings available in the Second (Lust), Fourth (Greed), and Eighth (Fraud) Circles

For too long, willful ignorance, stupidity, and irrational behaviour have had little cost. Time to wake up.

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Etymology 101

Tar and Feather futures soar as result of RNC convention.

Pop Quiz

Who said it?  "I like to watch."

a.___ Peeping Tom
b.___ Chauncey Gardiner
c.___ Jerry Falwell Jr.
d.___ All of the above

More evidence of Kenosha vigilante's association with Trump.

Maybe it's already here.

RNC: behind the scenes.

CDC move to eliminate testing of asymptomatics intended to save:

1. Precious testing resources
2. Tracing expenses (since there's no longer a point)
3. Trump's bacon

I can see it now- unfortunately.

The fish rots from the head.

Couple wants to keep 'urbans' out of their suburbia.

Tim Scott relieved that the McCloskeys were filmed remotely.

Genesis 38:9. But Onan knew that the child would not be his...

Nobody could quote that famous line from 'Deliverance' about last night's RNC speakers.

McDaniel, Kirk, Gaetz, Guilfoyle, Trump (the lesser)

Guilfoyle exhorts the masses (and channels Father Coughlin).

Some are born to greatness, some achieve greatness, 

others have greatness Don. Jr. thrust into them.

Unnamed Florida official says, "It's all good".

Few Tests = Fewer Cases

Perhaps she'll be trying out some herbal tea recipes from Mr. Putin on her husband.

Prior to GOP convention, Trump gets his 'ducks in a row'.

We can be fairly certain that Bannon is not the one of the four who spent the money on cosmetic surgery.

Or if he did, his fraud isn't the only one committed!

"Dark, dismal, depressing dems".

That's a lot to wrap those Restylane-stuffed lips around!

Продолжайте следовать плану и Вы тоже можете выиграть 98% голосов.*

Trump has yet another opportunity to rise to the occasion.

Just how low will he go?

“I got a newsflash for Mr Biden,” Mr Pence said. “We think there is a miracle around the corner.”

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Gulf-state citizens can sleep soundly knowing that their President in on guard.

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Give us a 'P', give us a 'U', give us a 'T'...

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We wonder?

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Kudos from the McCloskey's welcoming committee.

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Yesterday a troika, today a trifecta!

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Vladimir Putin: One trick pony?

*Practice Makes Perfect
[literally] Repetition is the Mother of Learning

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Troika?

This wasn't meant to be an instruction manual.

"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade:" Frank Gehry

The unsent Tweet responding to Michelle Obama's DNC speech.

Yet another test "aced".

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A day late and a dollar short, Brett Kavanaugh attempts to please his boss (no, not John Roberts or the citizens of the U.S.) by paraphrasing 'Cold Comfort Farm'*.

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or maybe it's due to all that lip filler migrating in to her brain

Suggestion for the Biden campaign

And suddenly, Trump sees value in New Zealand's handling of Covid-19.

not to mention Salmonella, Listeria, Staphylococcus, Shigella, etc.

This bodes well.

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Haiku for the Covid Olympics

a blow upon a bruise

SRSLY? 'White' Supremacy?

Correction

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With slight modification, headlines can be recycled in three months.

Ducey to Abbott: "number one per capita, thank you very much!"