"The Lord has forgiven me. I have forgiven myself. It's time to move on."

Matty, I think that horse has already found the open barn door.

 

Later

 

First day on the job; I can see it now.

 

 

Is Matt taking advice from George Santos or Warner Oland?

 

The Word of Trump

 

 

With apologies to Cole Porter

 

But she will need parental consent to comply.

 

Kevin's Never Ending Nightmare

 

Kevin's Nightmare Redux

 

 

But isn't she about two decades too old for him?

 

"Hey Nestor, while you're up, see if you can find Harlan Crow's number."

 

Not so much Eraserhead, as Manchurian Candidate!

 

A larger audience? More Groupies? Yes, we too wonder.

 

Sorry girl, you're way too old for Matt!

 

Incubi and Succubi traffic jam outside Kevin McCarthy's bedroom window.

 

Here's a question for Boebert, Gaetz, and Carlson.

Whose dick tastes sweeter: Trump's or Putin's?