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"Willful ignorance comes at a price." --A. Tecacca
07 September 2020
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My Least Favorite Things
Losers in graves and suckers in battle
Soldiers with stumps and people who tattle
Brown people claiming they’re human beings
These are some of my least favorite things
Reporters who ask really hard questions
And the flunkies who don’t take my suggestions
Tweets that resurface and a hooker who clings
These are some of my least favorite things
When the press bites
When Cohen sings
When I'm feeling
SAD!
I just remember my least favorite things
And then I don't feel so bad
with apologies to Mr. Hammerstein
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