"Being offended is a natural consequence of leaving the house." --Fran Lebowitz
"Willful ignorance comes at a price." --A. Tecacca

07 September 2020

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My Least Favorite Things

Losers in graves and suckers in battle
Soldiers with stumps and people who tattle
Brown people claiming they’re human beings
These are some of my least favorite things


Reporters who ask really hard questions
And the flunkies who don’t take my suggestions
Tweets that resurface and a hooker who clings
These are some of my least favorite things


When the press bites
When Cohen sings
When I'm feeling SAD!
I just remember my least favorite things
And then I don't feel so bad

with apologies to Mr. Hammerstein

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