"Do you really think we have the time to care about that pathetic little twat", the statement did not say (but was understood to say).

 

“You go to war with the army you have, not the army you might want or wish to have at a later time.”

except substitute 'heaven' for 'war', and 'baggage' for 'army'

Toyota: 80 Years of Tradition (and profits)

 

Sweet Dreams

 

More in common than just the name.

 

And the American response: easier access to more guns!

 

Road Company Begins Tour

🎜"Don't cry for me Amerrrrrricaaaa"🎜

Chance of Flooding

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"Trump who"?

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Rudy: lawyer, bar none

 

“In Florida, we chose freedom over ‘Faucism’ and we’re much better off for doing that." R. Desantis

i.e., We don't need no stinking government regulations.

 

Executive Time

 

tick-tock, tick-tock...

 

"Even my variants have variants!"

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C'mon down to Ron DeSantis' Florida!

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Senator Hawley fears a rising brown tide.

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outcome of an earlier insurrection

 

How is that possible?

There are at least four in that marriage: 

Kim, Kanye, his ego, and her ego!

Nightmare Scenario

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Duh!

 

The editors deeply regret the accidental inclusion of this art work in the recent post about Tucker Carlson.

 

Update

 

هل يمكنني الحصول على "whoop whoop" لله؟

 

Corrupt moribund institution continues to writhe.

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What do you suppose the response time to their call to 911 will be?

 

Capitol Thinking

 

posted without comment

 

We should have seen it coming.

 

One year later: no flies on him!

 

They certainly both look like credible sources of information.

A regular Huntley and Brinkley

 

TEXAS FACILITATES POPULATION CONTROL

 

TEXANS URGED TO CONSERVE ELECTRICTY

 

Apparently you do still have to worry about it!

Royal Caribbean cruise ship launch, sailings postponed after 8 crew members test positive for coronavirus

 

"And I know something about fingers and fingering!" Jordan bellowed at his usual volume.

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שום דבר לא משתנה*

*SS,DD

Here's an idea. How about hiring Steve Bannon to run the crowd funding. He's got the experience, and I hear he's looking for a job.

 

"And Abraham Lincoln was a Republican. Not many people know that."

 

Texas considers banning the teaching of Critical Gravity Theory

 

Check all that apply

Vern Schillinger's advice to Messrs. Netanyahu and Trump. [redacted]

 

I have definitely lived too long.

 

"It turns out they wanted like real answers."

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The editors deeply regret the inclusion of these images in the recent post: 'Jeffery Toobin Returns to Zoom'.

 

Poussey Washington's advice to Messrs. Netanyahu and Trump.