Quel F'ing Dommage Department

 

Oh please, please, pleeeeease let this be the cherry on the top of Kakistocracy 2.0!

Made early in the day (13 Nov.), before Gaetz and Gabbard were announced!

 

Sweet dreams Tucker

 

Три балбеса*

 *The Three Stooges

An assignment for 'journalist' Tucker Carlson:

Compare and contrast the taste of Putin's and Trump's ass.

Spacey declined Carlson's invitation to a tanning session, saying: "Sorry, you're a bit too old for my taste".

 

And we can hardly wait.

 

Rupert Murdoch: "Not one more sou!"

and and for good measure

 

Got him by those well-tanned balls!

 

That's More Like It

 

Guess now he'll have plenty of time to work on that tan.

 

4F

 

Reeling from his abruptly cancelled engagement, a still horney Rupert Murdoch decides to fuck Tucker Carlson.

 

Guess we could now extend the alliteration with 'fibbing'. [Although, it's nothing new.]

 

Tucker Carlson releases stills from the 41 thousand hours of Jan. 6 Capitol surveillance video.

 

Here's a question for Boebert, Gaetz, and Carlson.

Whose dick tastes sweeter: Trump's or Putin's?

 

Tucker Carlson: fatuous trust-fund pansy, or dangerous fifth columnist?

Twit Bitches Quack

 

well done gentlemen, well done

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