Anticipating prison-widowhood, Lara Lea Trump auditions for employment with Dyson and Hoover.

 

The Germans have a word for it:

Backpfeifengesicht, roughly meaning 'a face just asking to be slapped'.

I wonder if they have a word for 'a mouth just asking for a ball-peen hammer'?

Would that be the Penny Marshall Law

also:  "This his [sic] one you go to the mattresses on. They will try to fuck his entire legacy on this if it gets worse," Trump Jr., President Donald Trump's eldest son, texted Meadows, according to CNN.   Does he mean "go to the mat"?

Who put the 'florid' in Florida?

 

"Praise Jesus (who was definitely a blond white Christian)."

 

In the long tradition of Southern Governor Demagogues

Orval Faubus

    

George Wallace

    

Huey Long

   

Ross Barnett

   

Strom Thurmond

 

Lester Maddox

 

Do you suppose his father/uncle and mother/aunt are are proud?

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Hawley campaign resumes merchandise sales.

 

Nebraska gubernatorial candidate Charlie Herbster spots female voter.

 

Nevertheless, She Persisted

 

One Could Hope

 

Taking his cue from Trump, McCarthy pulls border stunt.

 

USA! USA! USA!

 

USA! USA! USA!

 

And don't forget the coprophagy* and cannibalism**.

*Ezekiel 4:12
**Deuteronomy 28:52-57, Jeremiah 19:7-10,
Leviticus 26:27-30,  Ezekiel 5:7-11, etc.,
not to mention John 6:47-56

 

We wonder?

 

Reasons to vote for John Fetterman

"Ted Cruz? Don't ask".

Madison slips.

preferred pronouns: who, her 

 

Kowtow: act in an excessively subservient manner

Example

NEVER MIND!

 

Judge Kathryn Mizelle

found unqualified by the ABA (American Bar Association)

found unqualified by the AMA (American Medical Association)

found unqualified by the NCTE (National Council of Teachers of English)

found unqualified by the IGS (Institute of General Semantics)

Then & Now

 

Charlie Herbster:

what's not to grab like?

Recent headlines reminded me of the Onion's take on the relationship.

 

Charlatan Junior* is at it again.

*aka Billy Graham Lite©

Remember: Circle 8 is for hypocrites.  

So, can we think of Covid as an exercise in eugenics?

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Careful Where You Land

Remember Pinochet!

 

Reasons to vote for John Fetterman

"I could teach that twit Josh Hawley what a real man's fist is like."

with suggestions for routes of implementation

 

Entrance to Texas Governor's Mansion blocked by abandoned babies brought to term by force.

Is that the wheelchair entrance, we wonder?

 

USA! USA! USA!

Today's mass shooting shoves yesterday's mass shooting into the background.

And last week's subway shooting- Fuggedaboutit!

17 April 2022

 

And second woman delivers unwanted child she was forced to carry to term to the Governor's Mansion.

 

FLOR-A-DUH

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Just in time for Ramadan, Easter, and Passover.

 

Will Chief Justice Roberts deal with Ginni's poodle like he deals with the shadow docket?

 

Republican Irony Department

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Schadenfreude: Another Example

or is it Fake News!

 

Schadenfreude: pleasure derived by someone from another person's misfortune.

 Example  

Reasons to vote for John Fetterman

 "I could smack Lil' Marco Rubio into the middle of next week."

Charlatan Junior (aka Billy Graham Lite) continues to feed on father's corpse.

 

QAnon Turns Attention to Worldwide Bestiality Network

 

Catholic League: Hollywood Must Cast More Catholics

 

How we've gotten to where we are now.

Because it is 'The most watched news program in America'.

 

Brittle Bitch Brays

Yes, they voted for his opponent.

Koch continues to rationalize providing critical products to Russia.*

*not mention profits to himself