Further Afield

 

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Wonder what it's like to look in the mirror when you know you are Kevin McCarthy's catch fart?

Of course when you can close your eyes and ears
to sexual abuse of minors, you can justify anything.

"Begin as you mean to go on, and go on..." Charles H. Spurgeon

 

Ah bin down so long...

 

A Pattern Emerges

 

Multiple Choice*

Lindsey Graham (right)

a. Prop (left)

b. Stooge (left)

c. Patsy (left)

d. Tool (left)

*Which is more than what Walker will have, if elected.

 

"wink, wink, nudge, nudge"

 

Dazed Man Seen Wondering Aimlessly

 

50 years too late as far as I'm concerned.

 

 

It's always fun to check back in once in a while.

But for how long Mr. Musk, how long?

 

Dazed Man Seen Wondering Aimlessly

 

WE WONDER?

 

"If I'm not elected, I'm taking my snake oil and going home (to New Jersey)!"

 

Let me just go out on a limb here; I'm guessing nobody's ever going to accuse Lindsey of paying to abort his child.

Bimbo dons glasses in an attempt to appear less bimbo-like.

 

It's a 2-for-1 Solution!

 

"Instead we've put all you sluts who couldn't keep your knees together, at risk"; Alito didn't add.

 

She sure did pave the way; she lowered the bar for what passes as talent.

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Because of local shortages due to the mobilization, Putin turns to a fresh source of donors.

 

Couldn't he have saved it for, at least, a Junior College?

I'd still trust him over "Dr." Oz

 

THIS JUST IN!

 

u SA!! UsA ussa. US A?

 

Save yourself the hassle; just pull the string...

 

No we Don't!

 

"Ah thow mahsef on thuh mercy uh thuh court. "

"An ahm talkin' to you boy!"

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I can see it now.

 

Separated at birth?

 

Oh Sh*t: just imagine what the former guy is thinking!

 

Damn right!

Fuck them great grandkids,
I need to fill up my GMC Yukon now!

 

She's BACK!

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Traitors Wanted

How about emptying bed pans at a VA hospital,
or cleaning up road kill on I-10?

 

Has bending over for Trump prepared Kevin to bend over for Putin?

 

How can anyone call me antisemitic?

 

The the editors regret the accidental inclusion of this image in the recent post:

 'Madam, Hooker, and Johns Arrested in Bordello Sting'.

UPDATE [but no surprises]

 

When you think you're the descendent of Martin Luther King Jr. and Malcom X,

but are actually the offspring of
Stepin Fetchit and Hermann Goering.

So now criminals can use hacking tools instead of screwdrivers to switch "plates".

 

I can see it now!

 

Which state has the worst GOP Senatorial candidate?

 

Just where did that 91 cents go, we wonder?

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And if they hire the guys from YouTube, I can see it now.

Not to mention a New Zealand final redoubt.

 

How soon until MTG reports this to the Secret Service?

 

Lindsey dreams of a Republican majority Senate.

"And boy, after yawl finish cleanin' mah office, make
shore yawl go vote lahk we told yawl tuh."

 

"Where are my strawberries?"

etc, etc, ad nauseam

 

Russian Economy in the Toilet

Мой друг
[My Bad]

 

Every day, just a little bit closer.