You've heard of the Central Park 5.

Well here are the Dumb Ass 7.

and apparently even greasier than Matt Gaetz

 

Senator Graham emerges from the President-elect's fundament long enough to post this paean.

 

And yet your country elected a demented felonious traitor as president because 'the price of eggs was too high'.

 

Karma

 

Alina Habba weighs in.

 

Fool me twice...

Seriously, what did you expect when his every third second utterance is a lie, an exaggeration, or misstatement.

Democracy Died in Bezos' Bank Account

I can see it now.

 

Too Fucking Bad Department

 

But her laugh...

 

Coming soon: fewer regulations and more raw milk!

 

“Mistah Kurtz- he dead”.

 

'Too toxic' for TV but just right for Government.

 

Kakistocracy 2.0

Well at least it isn't Boebert

Smack downs to replace final exams.

 

Bleach Blonde Bad-built Butch Body Brays Belligerently

 

Defenestration passes Alzheimer's Disease as a leading cause of death in Russia

«Когда у вас есть что-то, что работает, вы придерживаетесь этого».*
                                                                           V. Putin

*When you have something that works, you stick with it.

 

Do you suppose he'll give up his Fox salary to scrape by on the Sec. of Transportation's measly $221,400?

Granted it's hard to raise nine children on that.

 

Counter Tariffs

 

Stranger things...

 

SURPRISE!

 

Do you REALLY expect those Republican lickspittles to show independence?

 

Tom Homan and Stephen Miller prepare for their Trump Administration II roles.

 

Survey

 

Making Betsy DeVos Look Competent

 

Can hardly wait 'til Icarus Musk flies a bit too close to the Sun.

 

Where have we heard that before, we wonder?

 

We wonder?

 

Too Fucking Bad Department

 

Undoubtedly

 

Goodbye Science: Hello Quackery

 

Later

 

Area Man Chokes to Death

 

Kakistocracy 2.0

Looks like he'll fit right in with RFK Jr.

 

Oh Jimmy, just you wait until you fail to jump through the right hoop or smooch the correct buttock.

You'll find out what revenge is.

 

What's next, Junior for head of the DEA?

Kakistocracy 2.0

 

First day on the job; I can see it now.

 

You don't have to confirm him, you spineless hypocrites.

 

Want to take bets on how soon we'll have a bitch fight?

Two egos enter...
[If we're lucky, neither one leaves.]

The Trifecta of Kakistocracy

 

She's quick on the trigger with targets not much bigger than a teacup poodle...

Joe, you have one last chance to save America!

 

Maybe he'll save (i.e. convert) them. Praise Jesus!

 

 

Two-Time Loser

Now she can pretend to be Senator and Governor.

 

We Get What We Deserve Department

 

Sure hope the little woman doesn't encounter any unforeseen complications.

 

11/11/2024

Next Veterans Day Celebration: 2029 

 

And thus begins the onslaught of the 'best' people.