It was bad enough when the Black Mesa was being desecrated so those in Los Angels could power their vibrators, but now it's for "AI", cryptocurrency and TikTok?

 

The too many days of Christmas

 Keeping the Chris in Christmas

Wanna bet NASA will support Mars colonization?

 

Can hardly wait to see that hair-pulling, scratching and face-slapping bitch fight!

 

Matty, I think that horse has already found the open barn door.

 

"Just imagine what unlimited access to NASA budget can do."

 

Elon and his Asp*

*Assistant President

 

We wonder?

Alternate Facts

 

Coming soon, an updated version: Democracy and the Nuclear Codes

 

 

"If not to a shithole country, at least to a shithole-adjacent one."

 

♪ It's the most wonderful time of the year.  ♬

Then again, maybe it's the other way around.

 

Oh boy. Elon better be careful walking past open windows, touching doorknobs, or who launders his underwear.

*That's my job!

 

Where's Legionella when you need it?

 

Well, I guess we've identified one Shit Hole country.

 

We wonder?

 

Now to be formally known as 'Stewed Peters'.

 

No need to worry.

It is highly unlikely he'll even complete his second term.  Whether there will be one too many fast food meals, or behavior so bizarre that the 25th Amendment is invoked, or a resignation so JD can pardon him, or the now Ozempicified JD (with that lean-and-hungry look) 'takes care' of him.

MTG, here's your chance to score bigly with Trump!

 

Wonder how much will get done before January 20th?

 

Guess what?

 Willful ignorance does come with a price.

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NEW? Hello!

 

If Trumps first administration was a kakistocracy, will this one be a lickspittleocracy?

"Hold our beers."

 

The Future's So Bright, You Gotta Wear Shades

President-elect Donald Trump’s pick for NASA administrator —Jared Isaacman —has close ties to SpaceX CEO Elon Musk.

Karma

 

I think she's got it! By George she's got it!

 

The editors deeply regret the accidental inclusion of this image in the recent post:

President-elect Trump prepares for Christmas at Mar-a-Lago

It's a size thing.

 

The Future's So Bright, You Gotta Wear Shades

 

"My bad."

Seriously, is anyone surprised?

 

C v. CS

 

Karma

 (Quel dommage edition)

Lowest point since VOA lied to Hungarians in 1956.

"Don't you worry, we'll take care of those pesky rules on day one."

 

But guess who will still be pulling the strings!

 

It's now official: Kari Lake is a cross-border loser.

 

 

Artist's Conception

 

*What did we do to you to deserve this?

 

Reboot?

 

You're half lit and half lead?

 

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Might there be a 'Thompson solution' available?

 

Several asked, "where's Sirhan Sirhan Jr. when you need him"?

 

"Onward Christian Scholars"

 

and prepares to attach that pneumatic mouth onto the Federal teat

 

 

"Velcome"

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