Sweet Dreams

 

"I love H1-B visas; they smell like profits in the morning."

 

Perhaps because he told hard truths, while an over-the-hill actor spouted scripted jingoistic aphorisms to an unserious nation.

 

 

"Go ahead, I'm listening."

 

The hottest toy this Christmas. How many can you fit in?

 

Jimmy Carter makes a gracious exit before that orange shit stain again befouls the Presidency and the Country.

 

Abidemi N'Guti, M.D., Ph.D., Busboy

 

 

Two Possible Solutions

 

 

Classy!

 

So the question is: more like Lexington and Concord, or Fort Sumter?

 

Lindsey Graham in Memorium*

and yet he persisted

*not yet [unfortunately] 

Quel f'ing Domage!

Fool you once, fool you twice, fool you 836 times
and you deserve every damn thing that happens to you.

 

Greeks ask: "Where's Perseus when you need him"?

 

Da?

 

Now with Elon on board!

The too many days of Christmas

Does anyone else appreciate the irony of their cash cow being laid in a manger?

The editors regret the accidental inclusion of this image in the recent post: Whither The U.S. Economy In 2025.

 

Here we go again.

You would think that for $600 mil, he could have gotten something more life-like.

 

The too many days of Christmas

 

"The Lord has forgiven me. I have forgiven myself. It's time to move on."

 

It was bad enough when the Black Mesa was being desecrated so those in Los Angeles could power their vibrators, but now it's for "AI", cryptocurrency and TikTok?

 

The too many days of Christmas

 Keeping the Chris in Christmas

Wanna bet NASA will support Mars colonization?

 

Can hardly wait to see that hair-pulling, scratching and face-slapping bitch fight!

 

Matty, I think that horse has already found the open barn door.

 

"Just imagine what unlimited access to NASA budget can do."

 

Elon and his Asp*

*Assistant President

 

We wonder?

Alternate Facts

 

Coming soon, an updated version: Democracy and the Nuclear Codes

 

 

"If not to a shithole country, at least to a shithole-adjacent one."

 

♪ It's the most wonderful time of the year.  ♬

Then again, maybe it's the other way around.

 

Oh boy. Elon better be careful walking past open windows, touching doorknobs, or who launders his underwear.

*That's my job!

 

Where's Legionella when you need it?

 

Well, I guess we've identified one Shit Hole country.

 

We wonder?

 

Now to be formally known as 'Stewed Peters'.

 

No need to worry.

It is highly unlikely he'll even complete his second term.  Whether there will be one too many fast food meals, or behavior so bizarre that the 25th Amendment is invoked, or a resignation so JD can pardon him, or the now Ozempicified JD (with that lean-and-hungry look) 'takes care' of him.

MTG, here's your chance to score bigly with Trump!