As my father might say, it couldn't happen to a nicer group of people.

 

Just turn off the damn lights.

 

President devises strategy for Naval occupation of Dallas.

 

TRUMP: “ And I could send the Army, Navy, Air Force, Marines, I could save, send anybody I wanted. But I haven’t done that because we’re doing so well without it.”

 

Trump isn't like Hitler or Stalin.

He's more like petty dictators Mobutu Sese Seko, Fulgencio Batista, or Yahya Jammeh*.

Yahya Jammeh’s 22-year rule in Gambia was marked by widespread abuses, extrajudicial killings, and arbitrary detention. He sought exile in Equatorial Guinea in January 2017 after losing the December 2016 presidential election. He also directed much of  Gambia's wealth into his own pocket.

OMG! Have I been in a coma? Is today April 1st?

 

Ho ho ho, a bottle of rum, and a one-way trip to The Hague.

 

tick-tock, tick-tock...

 White House Ballroom Contributors 

I can see it now.

 

 

He seems nice.

 

Come the Reckoning

 

And voilà, a warlord has his private militia.

 

*but bigger & better

 

White House Ballroom Update

Your days are numbered, and you have been weighed
in the balance and been found wanting.

 

 

"Hey boss, I know how we can save a few bucks on construction costs."

 

[Artist's Interpretation]

 

I should get a royalty from XIAFLEX®.

 

Come the Reckoning

All that glitters...

 

Oops!

Caption should have read: White House Ballroom Construction Moves Apace. 

Dr. Bob's Helpful Health Tips

 

And the winner is...

 

Come the Reckoning: Karoline Leavitt

 

 

"Not to mention cash cow", they didn't say out loud.

 

Sleep Lightly

 

A day in the life of Lil' Marco.

No surprise; we all knew he was a mouth-breather.

Brings new meaning to the term 'shit posting'.

 

Fool me once... fool me 631 times...

 

 

 

 

More to Follow

 

One of these days.

 

How's that ambassadrix to Greece doing, we wonder?

They must not think much of Greece either!

 

Thanks Donnie for making America Great Again!

 

Told ya so!

US news outlets refuse to sign new Pentagon rules to report only official information.

 It's enough to drive a man to drink.

You might not be able get blood from a stone, but you sure can squeeze blood (and a lot of other disgusting things) from this repulsive human turd.

 

The male of the species inflates his neck pouch to show dominance (also in times of stress).

 

Ya think?

 

Elections Have Consequences Department

 

Connecting the Dots

 

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Will they write an opera about Trump, we wonder?

Nixon in China
Trump in A Straitjacket?, Prison?, Hell?