"Jesus may have died for my sins, but Michael Brown died for my new big screen!"

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Great Moments in Superstition: The Continuing Story

etc., ad infinitum, ad nauseam

Praying to the god who created Ebola?

"Guess what I just named my who ha? Yep, Lollapalooza."

Does anyone else see a resemblance?

What-ever!

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with apologies to Kander and Ebb...

(but not Cheney, Bush, Rumsfeld, Wolfowitz, etc. et. al.)

Can't forget Rice and Blair, can we?

'You've come a long way baby.'

Or is it: 'I can't believe I ate the whole thing.'

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That would be VERY special education.

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Third time's the charm!

'I am sure we will be greeted as liberators this time' - Dick Cheney

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