The Fourth of July

What do you get when you cross Louie Gomert With Dick Tracy?

There once was an Ohio Congressman— Jim

Whose qualifications were so very thin.

His questioning of Rod

Was aggressive but odd.

And mister Jordan proved himself rather dim.

The Continuing Sad Tale of Sarah And The Red Hen

I'm guessing more than a single drop of blood will be involved.

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"Luckily I've given most of what I have to my plastic surgeons."

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A DIY Limerick to Celebrate Trump's Triumphant Singapore Summit

Setting The Tone

He mocked a man with a disability

And bragged about pussy grababilty.

Without being sardonic,

Doesn't it seem ironic

That we are now lectured on civility?

EPA (Every Possible Advantage)

The head of the E.P.A. is Scott Pruitt,

Who believes if the government pays— do it !

He has learned just how sweet

Is that Federal teat.

And as for his ethics? He says— "just screw it" !

A link to another article about Mr. Pruitt's sterling character:

Scott Pruitt Personally Involved in ‘Ratf*cking’ Ex-Aides Who He Feels Betrayed Him

Specializing in Banjo Instruction?

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Well that was 2 weeks I slept well.

13 June

29 June