Campaign 2020

Haikus For The End Times

Public Health? Who cares?

Let the vulnerable die!

My freedom comes first.

President flails about

Wishing the virus away.

The cases mount up.

Bars, gyms reopen;

Another daily record.

As the herd self-culls.

Sure sounds like, "Many people are telling me...".

Bexar County GOP Committee Chair Cynthia Brehm congratulates her freedom-loving neighbors.

"It's like Ivana, she only produced Junior and Eric to make me look bad."

I can't help but think of the Groucho Marx line: “I don’t want to belong to any club that would accept me as one of its members.”

I can see it now.

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Kelly (Karen) Loeffler says she won't sell her share of the Atlanta Dream unless: "I can make a killing on some insider information".

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Gee, if our good friend Cynthia Brehm gets Covid-19, she might end up saying: "I can't breathe".

Other co-conspirators breathe sigh of relief.