Neither our employees nor our customers should be sullied by the affront to God that is known as birth control.

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Unholy Unions / Demon Offspring 4

"OMG, next week is the jive!"

Unholy Unions / Demon Offspring 3

Thief of 2000 Election + Queen of Mean -> Cancer Profiteer 

New Edition of Dante's Inferno Features Updated Map of the Nine Circles of Hell

Internal AND external combustion engine?

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To the person wearing half a bottle of perfume.

The other diners, and the chef thank you for giving the carefully prepared dishes a new twist!

Prevaricating Paul still stretching the truth.

Correction

We apologize for yesterday's post [now taken down] in which a photo was captioned 'ANAL FISTULA'; the caption should have read: 'Senator Ted Cruz (TX-R)'.

WTF?

Instagram? INSTAGRAM!

More likely a job for industrial-strength Photoshop 

and half the computing power of Southern California.

Helmsworth: "Who knows where that tongue's been".

House edging* toward shutdown.

*edging

In a related story:

Kardashians receive bulk discount pricing on Mentorâ Breast Implants.

Pre-order Today!

LOL: Domestic Survellience Brought to its Knees

Too bad the military isn't armed, because we know that there is only one way to stop a bad guy with a gun.

Despite Weapons Agreement, US Continues to Employ Drone Against Syria

Jesse Helms responds to Ted Cruz's statement: ‘We Need A Hundred More Like Jesse Helms’ In Senate

Vengeance is mine; I will repay, saith the Lord

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Chronic masturbators at it again in DC.

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Go Down Moses [So let it be written, so it shall be done.]

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Atheists Have Message for Pope

 Meh

Michele's World

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after limping into 5th place

Tick tock, tick tock...

One Question: How big is 'big'?

and no, this isn't from the Onion

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When this happens, 

could you blame anyone for being 'less caring'.

Wayne LaPierre asks: "What was she wearing?"

Dennis Rodman:

Diplomate Extraordinaire

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Atheists tired of Fox Vagino-Blather.

Thus spake George W.'s former

mouthpiece / lap dog / bitch.

"Hey Dennis, speaking of A**holes, how's that new piercing working out?"

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CHOBANI: Half the water, three times the price of other yogurts.

My Idea of Hell: Eternal N.W.A. or Celine Dion

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Is the 3rd World about to get a new member?

Aldi Einkauf GmbH & Compagnie, oHG spokesman: "Neigh, neigh, neigh, es ist nicht wahr".

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Really more like a lever than a handle.

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One Million Moms® Gag [or is it 'gags'?]

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Maybe if you find the job so boring it's time to retire and let someone else do it.

Oh, I forgot you're going after Carl Hayden's record of 'Longest Serving Arizona Senator While Incontinent'.

Compulsive eater, Velco Bob, knew his hand was in the cookie jar all along!

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Rep. Louie Gohmert (TX-R) cites Biblical precedent in House debate on Syria.

Tongue thrusting: Oh so sexy!

And this is news? Why?

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Please!

Homeland Security Agents Arrest Woman Entering Country Illegally

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