Celebrating the Super Bowl in the most iconic American way possible.

 

Repeated

 ad nauseum

Walmart announcement sours LaPierre's post massacre self pleasuring session.

link to Washington Examiner!

Weekend proves bonanza for NRA Spank Bank.

Man destroys myth that women are the only ones to experience multiple sequential orgasms.

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Wayne LaPierre's Recurring Nightmare

even after a relaxing wank to the latest issue of Guns & Ammo

Maybe more of a 'death spiral' than a circle.

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"If only those police officers had been armed."

Cleaning the Gene Pool; Near Miss Edition

and perhaps the 4-year-old should be required to take target practice

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"There you go again"

NRA proposes in utero gun safety course.

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yadda, yadda, yadda

Would I lie?

Wayne puts the lube Gun Oil to constant use.

You know just what I mean. Don't be obtuse!

Slip and slide,

Stroke and glide.

Without it would truly be self 'abuse'.

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Ooooh, guns: Ooooh, children.

Gene pool update: sometimes the flotsam escapes the net.

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"With all due respect to the 2nd Amendment, would you folks please give me a little break. Can't you see my arthritis is acting up and I'm starting to get calluses."

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"I'm spent."

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"The only way to stop a bad call is..."

Would that be a blood red card?

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"Hey, a quick (almost painless) death by lead is better than a slow drawn-out one like in Flint!"

"See! See, guns don't kill people, hoverboards kill people!"

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Gun Deaths Exceed Motor Vehicle Deaths in 21 States and the District of Columbia.*

Hey folks, we barely made the cut. 
So it's Saturday night and North Philly, you know what has to be done.

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