If you watch this and don't ask "what did this moron do (wink, wink, nudge, nudge) to get her job", you aren't paying attention.

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So, I guess this means that even in the worst case we're at least 950% ahead.

 

"English? I thought they spoke Shitholian."

 

Karoline Leavitt demonstrating the embouchure that landed her this job.

 

Maybe she's hoping for some more dick pics!

 

Welcoming Its Newest Member

 

Democrat Florida legislators are also preparing 'Don't say Joe Harding is a Cretin, Moron, Retard, Pin Head, Imbecile, or Half-wit' bills.

 

"That's right, you heard correctly: cash up front for admission."

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A woman at a Trump rally in New Hampshire asked Trump to get rid of TSA workers who wear "Hibby-Jobbies."*

Salagadoola mechicka boola hibbity-jobbity-boo
Put 'em together and what have you got
hibbity-jobbity-boo

Salagadoola mechicka boola hibbity-jobbity-boo
It'll do magic believe it or not
hibbity-jobbity-boo

Salagadoola means mechicka booleroo
But the thingmabob that does the job is
hibbity-jobbity-boo

Salagadoola menchicka boola hibbity-jobbity-boo
Put 'em together and what have you got
hibbity-jobbity hibbity-jobbity hibbity-jobbity-BOO!

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Pinhead Poops Out

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When hair care products are more important than medicine.

When non-Munchausen syndrome by proxy
becomes Gene Pool Cleaning by proxy.

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Cartography: it isn't brain surgery!

"the cerebellum connected to the temporal lobes; the temporal lobes connected to the parietal lobes, the parietal lobes connected to the frontal lobes; now hear the word of the lord!"

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How is such a thing possible, we wonder?

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Gov. Rick Perry: “Running for the presidency’s not an IQ test.”*

*link to Mr Perry's profundities on msnbc

TWO, FOUR, SIX, EIGHT! THIS IS HOW TO EXACERBATE!

Two, four, six, eight! Don't dare call me a lightweight!

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Isn't 'Conservative Activist' an oxymoron?

To the person wearing half a bottle of perfume.

The other diners, and the chef thank you for giving the carefully prepared dishes a new twist!

"I thought it was Drano!"

Same crowd: different cause*

*Hint: Not education

When ask to comment on the Benghazi controversy, Palin said she thought he was pretty good in 'Anatomy of a Murder'.