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From $36,000: Executive Protection Pkg. extra |
"Being offended is a natural consequence of leaving the house." --Fran Lebowitz
"Willful ignorance comes at a price." --A. Tecacca
31 August 2015
30 August 2015
NRA Porn II
When you make a film of those whom you slay,
You excite our friend from the NRA.
He's in front of the tube,
With some tissues and lube,
Endlessly watching the instant replay.
29 August 2015
That Smokin' Gun
28 August 2015
27 August 2015
26 August 2015
NRA porn
With shootings so common, Wayne 's grown jaded.
His ardor seems diminished and faded.
However today's broadcast
Which left most all aghast,
Campaign 2016
In Iowa , his chance has grown
remote
With almost no cash to keep him afloat.
Who? You may query.
Well, it's Rick Perry,
Or, as he is known around here 'Deep Throat'.
Well, that just about clarifies everything.
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And thank goodness we don't have to worry our beautiful minds about it anymore. |
25 August 2015
24 August 2015
23 August 2015
Apparently God's putting in overtime forgiving Ashley Madison hack 'victims'.
A handful out of 1.6 billion.
source |
Can't wait to see who will be the first to go to the 'N' word in an effort to 'out Trump' Trump!
22 August 2015
21 August 2015
20 August 2015
"Now, if I can just get David to give me 10, or 9, or 3 billion dollars."
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[...and I trade Tonette in on a newer model...] |
19 August 2015
18 August 2015
17 August 2015
16 August 2015
15 August 2015
They say:
"You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of people some of the time".
But what about the 42 million who are just damn fools?
14 August 2015
"Let them use their trust funds!"
First it was 'Go Set a Watchman', now
What's next: A 'lost' collection of Hemingway limerick fragments?
There once was a girl from Havana... or
When I try to read Jane Austen, I find her syntax exhaustin'...
Or perhaps one of J.D. Salinger's discarded A and P shopping lists?
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