Thus spake the hemorrhoid on Texas.

Rick Perry 2015: Trump Is A Cancer On Conservatism

Rick Perry 2016: I’d Like To Be Trump’s Running Mate

BREAKING NEWS

Campaign 2016

In Iowa, his chance has grown remote

With almost no cash to keep him afloat.

Who? You may query.

Well, it's Rick Perry,

Or, as he is known around here 'Deep Throat'.

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DEBATE UPDATE: Rick Perry makes the cut.

"Fire gooood!"

"You know, like the time someone accidentally flew a plane into the World Trade Towers."

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"and be sure to be on the lookout for them Jade Helm black helicopters"

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Bobby Jindal: "Me too, me too, me too..."

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"Oh, now I get it.

You said: 'White House Run, singular'!"

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Gov. Rick Perry: “Running for the presidency’s not an IQ test.”*

*link to Mr Perry's profundities on msnbc

UPDATE: Gov. Perry reports progress in confronting Texas Ebola problem.

Gov. Perry confronts growing Texas Ebola problem.

Deep In The Heart

Of Texas Darkness

This just in from Texas

TWO, FOUR, SIX, EIGHT! THIS IS HOW TO EXACERBATE!

Two, four, six, eight! Don't dare call me a lightweight!

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The Eyes of Texas are Upon You...

or, the ass of Nevada is upon you!

"OK, let's see Rubio and Ryan and the rest of them Papists beat this!"

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The appropriate response: "Is an asshole in Texas redundant?"

Texas Gov. Rick Perry moments after signing restrictive abortion bill into law.

"That'll teach them little tramps not to git theirselves knocked up."

Guess where the Maxi is?

Note: The Maxi acts as a place holder for his head.

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Then I guess this should be allowed.

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