"Being offended is a natural consequence of leaving the house." --Fran Lebowitz
"Willful ignorance comes at a price." --A. Tecacca

30 July 2011

London Police Used Old Method to Confirm Winehouse Death

"We placed a mirror under her nose and when there was no immediate reaction, we were certain any future caterwauling would be with a heavenly choir."
Chief Superintendent Nigel Smythe-Carruthers, Metropolitan Police

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