"Just where do you think you are? Texas* ?"

*Link

An orchestra comprising out of control old organs, perhaps?

Live blogging the departure

and maybe someone was deaf

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Inquiring Minds Want to Know

on the press room floor

In The Pumps of the Fisherman

"Diese Schuhe sind gut für meine Hühneraugen."

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"Is the children learning?"

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And in a related human interest story,
Elois was reunited with her long-lost
twin sister, Ylois after a 42-year separation.

Upcoming Vatican Sausage Fest To Be One Banger Short

Bill O'Reilly cites new evidence of the War Against Christianity.

"Forget 'Djesus Uncrossed',
Google celebrates notorious heretic."

"I spy with my little (mind's) eye..."

"Vell it is not like it is oatmeal or sawdust! Dey are called 'meat' balls after all."

THIS JUST IN (or maybe a couple of days ago)

As it turns out, some ways are not nearly as mysterious as others.

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Ted (I have a list) Cruz: the New Joe McCarthy?

"Shut up, Bitchez"

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"I only came in to pick up my wife!"

To help blunt the effects of the sequester on the DOD budget, Eric Cantor recommends "buying wholesale".

TONIGHT ON FOX

Judge rules on Pistorius bail:

Because he is believed to be a flight risk, 
he must surrender passport, prostheses.

THIS JUST IN

Is it real, or is it Memorex?

WELCOME TO THE

XXI Century

original: Right Wing Watch

Yet another attempt to boost ratings

Oscar Pistorius hopes for an early resolution so he can continue training for the Olympics.

"Due to an editorial error, the picture of Mr. Rove as a Nazi was inadvertently substituted for the one of him having sex with a pig."

Seeing the 'escritura de la mano' on the wall, Pablo Ryan re-brands self.

¡ Viva el tumor !

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"She drove me to it."

Pistorius claims Steenkamp taunted him by spending 

endless hours in the bathroom painting her toenails.

Papal Update

No longer newsworthy.

PA Gov. Tom Corbett knocks them dead in Harrisburg with his infamous Jerry Sandusky imitation!

What's the difference between a Carnival ship and a Texas Senator?

Papa needs a new pair of shoes!

"Nothing could be finer than to be in Carolina..."

original [warning it really is Fox 'News']

DIT NET IN!

I guess Kissing Booths are out.

Pope Benedict, in a final act of ecumenicism, performs the old Negro spiritual "Travlin' Shoes".

Prada style!

listen

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

"Quick, can you get Oslo on the phone?"

You would think that someone would have seen this coming.

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Florida minimum hourly wage: now a whole $7.79!

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Arizona commemorates 101 years of statehood with new license plate design.

Rubio responds

to the sufferin' state of the union.

Including several who voted against their own self interest.

source Think Progress

Piquant but palatable (or not)

The State of the Union Address

America's combination Pep Rally and Tent Revival,

but with less dignity.

Democrat Response

Republican Response