"Being offended is a natural consequence of leaving the house." --Fran Lebowitz
"Willful ignorance comes at a price." --A. Tecacca

18 July 2013

"I'm quick on the trigger when I see a..."

"Oh my Mother was frightened by a dark man, they say,
That's why I'm such a deadly shot.
I'd be out in the 'hood and I practice all day,
And now tell me what have I got.

I'm quick on the trigger
when I see a child no bigger
than a teen, I'm number one.
And my score with the jury
caused a little fury.
Yes you can shoot a kid with a gun.

When I see a hoodie,
I pull a little woodie.
My pants get tight as a drum.
And I stand my ground
when unarmed kids come around.
Oh you can get a kid with a gun.
With a gun, with a gun,
Yes, you can kill a kid with a gun."


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