"Being offended is a natural consequence of leaving the house." --Fran Lebowitz
"Willful ignorance comes at a price." --A. Tecacca

08 March 2014

Road Troupe

Crimea . . .
The most beautiful land I ever saw:
Crimea, Crimea, Crimea, Crimea. . .
All the beautiful lands of the world in a single word
Crimea, Crimea, Crimea, Crimea. . . 
I've conquered a land named Crimea,
And suddenly that name
Will never be the same
To me.
Crimea!
I've just screwed the folks from Crimea,
And suddenly I've found
How wonderful a man I
Can be!
Crimea!
I can almost hear those people praying,
It's no use because I will be staying.
Crimea,
I'll never stop slaying Crimea!
The most beautiful land I ever raped.
Crimea.

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