Remember when the 5 C's meant

Cattle, Climate, Citrus, Copper, and Cotton?

Instead of:

Crazy, Conservative, Christianist, Callous, Contemptible

or

Calamitous, Calculating, Callow, Capricious, Careerist, Careless, Cartoonish, Caustic, Chaotic, Churlish, Cliché, Clownish, Clueless, Coarse, Common, Confrontational, Confused, Conniving, Conspiratorial, Contentious, Controversial, Corrupt, Cowardly, Coy, Cranky, Crappy, Crass, Creepy, Crooked, Cruddy, Crude, Cruel, Cunning, Curt, Cynical...