"Since I didn't get a voter ID law I wanted, I better throw the great unwashed a bone before November."

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'Joan Rivers' and 'Nasty Comments' in the same sentence? Hard to imagine.

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When one group of Semites hates another group of Semites, is it antisemitism?

What could possibly go wrong?

The only positive aspect of this story is that the child's parents have to live the rest of their lives knowing that their actions led indirectly to the death of the instructor, and directly to the destruction of their daughter's future.

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from the red [hot] carpet

Third-Rate Moments in Superstitiion

as johnny-come-lately deity tries one-upmanship

and maybe a head now and then

Great Moments in Superstition and Body Modification

Irving Berlin Proved Wrong

You can get a man with a gun.

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Check it out, if you can stomach it.
Burgers and Bullets

73 year old valley girl to be replaced

The high rising terminal (HRT), also known as Uptalk, upspeak, rising inflection, or high rising intonation (HRI), is a feature of some accents of English where ostensibly declarative statements are uttered on a rising note of apology or inquiry.

UPDATE

perhaps sooner rather than later

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"Our bad, sorry wrong map."

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"I've got a little list — I've got a little list..."

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Just in from Arizonastan

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Someday soon Bob, with any luck, someday soon.

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George W. Bush. Just like September 11, 2001: a day late, and a dollar short.

Fear of the effect of low temperatures on plastic?

'Open Carry' movement inspires others to indulge in pathetic infantile behaviours in inappropriate places.

Open Carry

Open Dairy

Open Larry

Open Gary, Barry, and Mary

Open Fairy

Open Terry[cloth]

Open Hairy

Little Big Man

Jabba the Koch: "Just keep talking my pretty little pet."

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on the red [hot] carpet

Don't we all.

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"Wait to you see what's next!"

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Suggested New Name: Puantes Lâches Français Rances*

However '*Rancid Stinking French Cowards' was rejected as being redundant (or is it superfluous?).

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EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT!

Self-cleaning gene pool report

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Great Moments in Superstition, Prejudice, and Dropped Calls

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Pot twitters against the kettle with all its might.

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Now Avaialble

Transcripts of conversations between Brazil's President Dilma Rousseff and German Chancellor Angela Merkel at the World Cup final

www.nsa.gov

Ecuadorian Ambassador Plans Bedding-Burning Party

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The RepubliCAN Part 9

Dwarf continues to loose stature.

Justin Time

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Must see TV

Virginia is for Schadenfreude (and looters, of course)

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THIS JUST IN ! [unfortunately]

"Me then arrested for 'grammarcide'."

Let us hope he has an editor on the Washington Post.

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FOX NEWS: "Panic in the streets!"

Hamas and Israeli humanitarians introduce new medical therapies to Gaza.

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I can see it now.

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On sale tomorrow; remaindered by Friday

inspiration
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the Instagram

Change of Plans

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